^ Is wrong
< Only has sleep on mind
v Will never leave this site
^ Is partially wrong.
< always seems to have something to eat when posting on this thread.
V Has probably been here longer than me.
^ Is right I have been here for a looooong time. :D
< Will have a snack soon...bwahahaha.
V Is about to go to bed.
^ can read minds
< is a communist
V will crucify me for being a communist
^Is not only a communist, but a mutant commie traitor
V Has no idea what Paranoia is
^ Is wrong about that last statement.
< Should be doing chores right now.
V Wants to be either a pirate or a ninja.
^ Hurrah, piracy!
< Likes space ships.
V Makes space ships.
^ Is right if he meant out of LEGO.
< Has played with his LEGO in quite some time.
V Wants a celebrity for a best friend.
^ Only if you count Terry Pratchett. God bless that old sod.
< Reads Discworld
V Is Terry Pratchett in disguise.
^ likes ponies
< can't figure out how to get an avatar
V will be female (let's see how this goes)
^ Is wrong.(I am a man, thank you very much)
< should probably be asleep right now.
V probably doesn't have a present for me. :(
^ Will receive a special present at an unspecified date and time
< Should be revising but is doing anything but
V shall bring Cheetos.
^ will get his own damn Cheetos.
< bored out of his freaking mind.
V Will hopefully not be me.
< Is secretly ruling the world through coffee shops
V Is in the Illuminati
^ how did you know?
< is a drinking coffee right now
V has brown hair
^ Is somehow right-ish. (light brown)...also is a smart arse
< Is horrified at horror games. ^_^
V Is scared of horror games.
< Has food now.
V Loves to dance.
< has school tomorrow
v graduated a long time ago
^ About a year ago, yes.
< should probably sleep soon.
V Refuses to give me fresh bacon.stingy jerkface
^ Get your hands off me you damn dirty...
< Makes too many references.
V Should make more references to himself.
^ Eats babies
< Eats kittens
V Eats MacDonalds
^ Is wrong
< Is right
v Is on fire
^ Fire! FIRE! FIRE!
< doesn't know what to put here.
V Doesn't know what I'm doing after I post this.
^ Pff, I already know your taking a shower...stalking, why would you say that.
< Thinks he is The Lightning Archangel.
V Thinks they can outperform Daystar at derailing threads.
^ Thinks Daystar is the best thread derailer, when in fact that honor goes to mParadox.
< Is the groove
v Plays funky beats for a living
^ Is probably much better than me at playing funky beats
< Wants to be the last Time Lord (but not TimeLord)
v Lives in a box
^ The proper term is cardboard mansion.
< Has not taken a shower yet today.
V Plans to steal all the seagulls.
^ Has already stolen all the seagulls
< Resigned to stealing all the magpies instead
V Is a magpie
^...I HATE magpies...
< Hates Aussie Rules Footbal. (AFL)
V Have never heard of AFL.
^ Is correct.
< Is in school.
v Is a large mouth bass.
^ is wrong. I am a cat, meow
< is in class
v is a movie buff
^ Not really.
< Wants to play Minecraft, but wants to sleep more.
V Probably wont see this without having quoted me first.
^...what, you not saying anything!
< Thinking of playing a Touhou game...also is in college. :(
V Has heard of Touhou.
< is tired but wants to play TF2
v has not heard of Porcupine Tree (one of my favourite bands)
v Evil deity.