< Likes the swagger of that evil teddy bear from that anime where everyone is supposed to kill each other to survive and also be punished for killing.
v Then again, I've only seen the abridged version.
^ People always recommend me those abridged series. I'd probably really enjoy them too.
< My legs hurt like the last time I stopped drinking soft drinks for a while. Some kind of withdrawal, probably.
v Is a USB charging station.
^ Dude, if that were true I could make some serious money from just letting people charge their stuff at like the mall or something.
< Would probably get really annoyed about it after a while though.
V Click all the things.
^ It's the only way to be for sure.
< With nukes, though, all you get is giant wolves and ghouls.
v Prefers dropping giant metal rods from space.
^ Too much effort transporting the rods.
< I'm looking forward to the raid bosses for Pokemon Go, provided I can beat them alone somehow...
v I sure hope I won't have to actually socialise whe playing video games outdoors.
^ Nothing is going to break your stride; nothing is going to hold you down, oh no!
< Really has been watching too many Gamer Gifs with Sound, that was from Mr. Bean playing Pokemon Go.
v Would like to watch a propeller-plane turn a burning zeppelin into a fire-tornado.
^ Maybe just a drawing of it.
< Too many deaths in real life.
V never got the hang of stick figures.
^ that's about all I can draw.
< so. . . elusive
V rubber bandit.
^ Flick me at your siblings!
v Artificially coloured and flavoured.
^ Nah bra!
< 100% pure.
V 85%-ish' sleepy
^ It'll hit me like a ton of bricks in an hour or so.
< Listening to Ian Hecox, Markiplier, Hila and Ethan Klein talk about pain. I'm wincing.
v Lacks character development.
^ Unfortunately true.
< Shamed by his cool 9-years-younger cousin.
v I wouldn't be so late to the adulthood party if I could just find a tabletop group to play with.
^ Oh god man. I drew properly for the first time in years because playing and D&D got my mood up and my creative juices flowing again. I really recommend it. Join a club or something.
< Is also a lot less cooler than his cousins. They bring significant others to family gatherings.
v Feels the senility setting in.
^ Considering my ideal age is 8, that's not far off.
< After watching Channel Awesome's Best Beast Wars (my first favorite cartoon) Episodes, I still don't believe Reboot (never watched it) is any better.
v Then again, I've only ever seen about 15 seconds of Reboot.
^ Just turn that belief into something more based in knowledge. I've never seen Reboot though.
< When somebody presents a strawman and won't even kick it over.
v Such a waste...
^ He was well made
< Compression should not be applied gently.
V check for traps?
^ that's why this bloody dungeon is taking FOREVER!
< now your thinking like a rogue!
V You're unbelievaBULL!
< Is not Groot.
v WHAT AM I?!
^ Couldn't tell you.
< Starts working again tomorrow.
V Has fallen behind on something.
< Oh shit my meds!
V Ca va?
^ WHAT YOU SAY!?
< Lost all his bases to a cat.
v Sure we take off every zig, but for what?
^ How should I know?
< my back and feet hurt. A lot.
V What IS love?
^ A hole, as I understand it.
< Prefers the surface-world, thanks.
v Would date Alex Mauer.
^ Even if all the current bullshit weren't going down, probably not.
< Mostly because I wouldn't have known who the person even is beforehand anyway.
^ Spaceship, spaceship, SPACESHIP!
< A 8-year-old thug-life fetishist once declared on a church-bus that I was dating his teenage aunt, who was wearing way too much make-up.
v Having to protect my dignity, I felt the need to proclaim that I would never date clowns.
^ But wait, there's more!
< The boy's sister came to her defense with "She was born that way!"
v I said "No, she was born beautiful; she made herself ugly."
> I was then asked to sit somewhere else.
^ The absolute madman.
< Across the border, where tayto crisps are in different packaging.
v *taps head*
^ I play bongos with MY head!
< One-up-man-ship isn't always worth the trouble.
v Here's a great idea: Every beloved single-player story in gaming history ought to be dragged through online multiplayer mud.
^ Liked Bioshock 2's single player though, as well as its multiplayer.
< I am back and my cat is excitable and sniffing my shoes.
v I am the favoured one.
^ Bioshock 2 is a fine example of a bad idea done really well, but I'm thinking of garbage like Need for Speed Rivals and Elder Scrolls Online where you're not even allowed an offline mode.
< Found a perfect single red piece for Gizmo's car that includes all 4 wheels and the framework between them; it's even big enough for a mini-figure to look like a regular car instead of a go-cart.
v Naturally, I put it on my Lego Dimensions pog for that vehicle; now I should just add pieces to make it look right.
^You are speaking Greek to me....
< Ashamed he let spam crack the greatest sub forum.
V Will hand down a sentence.
^ It would be fragmented.
< Fortunately the cat did not have ringworm.
v Hello, operator? There are young, drunk people in hot pants outside...
^ Forget the fuzz, any drunks that stumble onto my property will have their liver confiscated.
< They have it easy compared to smokers that don't keep their distance.
v Doesn't respect my right to protect my lungs and nose from the sadistic assault that is second-hand smoke.
^ I Athrea Franklin r e s p e c t you bra.
< *Vapes with renewed vigor.*
V How good of a word is vigor?