< Wishes the weekends were longer.
V Go do your homework.
^ IT'S A WEEKEND MOM
< Got my Lugia today! Shame about the Articunos, but it was awesome walking around with such a big group.
v ...You spilled my coffee.
^ Soz bro
< I can get you another?
V Knows a good barista.
< Would love more money to pay bills and buy food with.
^ for ice cream!
< I know a guy!
V "My stomach feels strange."
"Did you forget to eat again?"
"No. In fact I decided to get the days eating done all at once. I ate until I literally could not take another bite"
"Sounds like you ate too much then."
"Being a mortal is complicated."
^I'd rather be immoral than immortal.
< Quote of the day 2017
V Are bats not just leather birds?
^ has bats on the brain
< Bats the way un huh un huh I like it!
V knows all to well such is the life of a worker unit in an RTS
^ I suck at RTS...granted that's probably because I don't enjoy them enough to have the patience to learn strategies. It's kind of like MOBA games where there's often a right way of doing things and the real time element is too unforgiving to give a snail-brain like me time to think about my next move.
< Can be a bit of a deer in headlights.
v Recently converted.
^ An old house to led downlights yes!
^ Not a particularly studious one.
< Tried a venison burger. That particular venison burger just seemed to be a very nice, juicy beefburger. Expensive, but well sized and very satisfying.
< Me really
V Gets the weirdest targeted google ads.
^ how did you know?
< no matter how many I dislike I keep getting them.
V "The enemy has us surrounded!"
"Good that means we can fire in all directions!"
^ My friend was getting lots of booby lady streamers yesterday advertising some app or service. He's gay.
< I just want one day where it doesn't rain once.
v Death to squishies.
< Dr Nefarious is one of my all time favorite villains.
V What's one of yours?
^ I like Jacob Crow. He's a bit like Nefarious in that he's a bit of a goof, winds up artificially enhancing himself and wants to replace all life with an artificial superior. He doesn't stall and pick up radio dramas though.
< The park closed with me in it. It's happened before, so I climbed out as usual, but when I landed I realised my charger fell out of my pocket, and wasn't on this side of the wall. So I had to Nathan Drake up on top of a power box and get over, so I could use my phone torch to find the charger and climb over again. I "scared the shit" out of a girl the second time I climbed out. She seemed to find it funny though.
v Likes wasabi.
^ noooo. can't stand it
< my eyes ache badly
v never leaves the room
< Kangaskhan coming here as well as increased Unown spawns. Niantic didn't forget Belfast! Also it didn't rain yesterday and barely rained today.
v I mean...I just...you know what I mean?
< Desperately needs more money. Too bad neither of my brothers have jobs and my mom's job has piss all for hours.
V Needs a vacation.
^ Going on one this week.
< Hikes for days brah!
V thinks this new fangled walking thing won't catch on.
^ Was walking on two feet before it was cool.
< Has two thumbs.
^ Witty response.
< Found out tabasco sauce tastes like something that's gone bad and it's all I wind up tasting if I put it in a burger. So I thought I'd go for a hot chilli sauce. Well, that would up thicker than I expected, tasted bad and made my mixed leaf lettuce cold and slimy. I ate it anyway because hungry and money.
v I just wanted to try things...
^never be afraid to try something.
<Except if it's on fire
V Has sat round a camp fire this year.
^ Nah. I'm hoping to go fishing by the end of the summer break though. That's sort of like camping, right?
< My dad always said he would take us fishing, but he's too ill now. At least I should be able to borrow some of his equipment.
v Saw some roadkill.
^ The amount of dead Kangaroos on the side of country roads is hilarious.
< Skippy the flat kangaroo.
V Scared of heights.
< Saw a dead fox placed on the footpath. Never even seen a live one before. It was brown and very small, maybe a cub...or rotting.
v Finds Kizuna Ai hypnotic.
^ Might if I had any idea what that was.
< Not looking it up either.
V Is secretly a bananamancer.
vNot a real fan of sunglasses.
^ It's illegal to hire bananamancers in my country.
< A guy asked me where the markets were today. I asked him which market he meant, suggesting the nearest market known to me. He couldn't tell me what he meant in a way that wasn't vague, so I'm going to just assume he thought I knew a dealer or two.
v Are you bozos cruisin for lung cancer r'what?
^ who you callin' bozo, bozo!
V investigating the phenomenon of why Two Steps From Hell videos produce so many "ordinary thing x heard this song and become awesome thing y" comments. example: my goldfish heard this song, now its a great white.
^ The comment section phenomenon I struggle most with is that whenever an ethnic minority says something stupid without fail that group of people that spew a bunch of horrible racist shit that really doesn't help anyone, especially not the rest of the comments.
< You know there's a lot of people in my city that walk up to strangers claiming they "need money for a train/bus ticket".
v I wonder why.
^ because public transportation is all the rage!
< eh, no its not.
Which would you say it would suck more to be: a worker in an RTS or a minion in a MOBA?
^ A worker gets to survive at least some of the time. The whole purpose of a minion is to draw fire and do chip damage...
< Trying to expand my self-made meal options. Stir fries, sammiches and burgers are 3 of my baby steps. I should get good with taters.
v How do you like your taters?
^ with cheese!
< ain't easy beein' cheesy!
V Sir! We're surrounded!
The Poor Bastards!
^ We've got plot armour on our side, like every major character in Thrones at the minute!
< Actually saw a live fox's silhouette scoot across the road one night. Beats a dead one!
v What does the Fawkes say?
^ Remember remember the 5th of November.
< To Glory!
V We're having a Protoss Party and you're invited!
Just keep in mind we've already had to ask one guy to leave. He confessed to being aroused by the Colossi. 0.0