^ No, mine was a bit over a month ago.
< Had a very bad day of gaming.
^ I'll have what he's having.
< I thought I was a tiny bit congested, but it's gotten worse and now I'm a sick boi.
^ There were so many things I thought I'd never see.
< ain't got time to reminisce on novelties.
V Strength comes standard!
^Shit I maxed out Constitution.
< Never sick
V Sailed one of the seas.
^ I've sailed to Scotland.
< Somebody stop me- I got rid of an old pound in a vending machine. They aren't legal tender, so I'm basically a wanted man now.
v Stuck it to the man, today.
^ Nah the man deserves a break.
< watched so much sport today
^ Last time I did that I ended up rolling on the concrete & with a sprained ankle.
< Strength & Constitution are always dump stats, ALWAYS.
v Should know the importance of having positive stats that actually get skills.
^ I should but comedy builds are my greatest love!
V natural 14
< Will need to regularly wear pants soon. I do not like this.
V Eats buttery things.
^ I don't like butter.
< I keep trying sushi, the rice is the hurdle most of the time. I've never really liked any, the crab and avocado was okay, as was the surf clam.
v Has no face.
^ Last time I checked I had one.
< Has a busy week.
V Runs around things.
^ For the most part.
< Can't decide if he should Bus or Zelda
v Bus-bus-bussing on Heaven's Door?
^ If you can bus stuff can you also taxi things?
< Well, my great uncle who I only ever saw once died of cancer. I wonder if he was the same brother of my grandfather who sat on cats? Either way, it's still a shame my old mini fridge didn't make it to him before he passed.
v Well, that's whatever you're talkin' about for ya.
^ Sorry to hear
< Fuck cancer
< Why is psychic good against poison?
v Are you the count?
< Has nine hour shifts for the next week and zero days off. At least I'm going to get a fuck load of money for it.
V *obscene quacking*
^ Dirty duck at it again.
< Been bowled for a duck
v Cricket the gentleman game!
^ I had to post to make this thread load.
< I made a milkshake by putting ice cream, milk and chocolate in a blender. It's good to know I can do that.
v *squint* Who's that?
< Ya Boi Dr.finallyregrettshisusername
v That day will never come.
^ I'll do my best to have this username wherever I can.
< Milkshakes are my new obsession. I tried chocolate with nuts in and the nutty taste was unmissable. I should try just nuts next time. EDIT: Do not do that.
v Why are we still here?
^ because we don't know where else we'd be?
< I'm on fire!
V please enjoy this presentation of a carbot christmas. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukka, Happy Holidays!
^ Stop including everyone or I'll throw a tantrum.
< I've lost taste for stupidly expensive virtual items, so I'm liquidating my TF2 inventory. Mostly. As long as it's not excessively fancy, it stays. After all, I still like cosmetics and stat trackers.
v Is being observed by unknown forces.
^ Yeah but they'll get bored eventually.
V Dill in a stew?
^ Tomatoes in everything...please no.
< I spent 90p on one of those tins of shitty "hot dogs". I regret it deeply for various reasons. Curiousity, eh?
^Not if I have anything to say about it.
< Don Quixote away!
V Roll for initiative.
^ Random.org says 9.
< Over summer I had a morning where I did four things. I had a fry. I went on a walk. I had a cigarette. I got in a car. This led to me getting extremely nauseous and vomiting. I did the same four things and felt extremely nauseous again, but didn't vomit this time, thankfully. I think I've learned my lesson. I'll cut out the cigarette next time and see what happens.
v Also smokes occasionally.
< time to fly
V you've likely heard of and are probably tired of Five Nights at Freddy's. But what until you've experienced the horror of. . . Five Nights at Braxis!
<Nothing to see here
V Carry on
< Made poached eggs for the first time, they turned out 100% to my tastes. I'm really scared now.
v There goes the budget!
^ I need the finest toilet paper though
< Quad-ply or nothing!
V in for a penny
^ You have pennies? Lucky.
< Wishes that the Escapist wasn't dying.
V Also misses the old days of the Escapist.
^ I was there for them, but I don't think i knew them.
< Contacted support to refund my subscription for this year.
v I've edited this post twice now trying to get a V section that i don't think i've used before. Please help.
^ I can ban and I can drink beer.
< And I'm all out of.....Oh wait Found some.
V Had a can of Coke this week.
< Eating food during an hour long break.
V Launches teddy bears into orbit.
^ If they steal my vanilla coke.
< Has free time again, I've been working for 10 days straight. I started out by finisheing off the main campaign of Shovel Knight.
v I liked it.