^ Is a pirate.
< Likes to mislead people. Or does he?
v Likes to boogie.
< Loves Chairman's avatar.
V Doing something involving a computer.
< Is on a computer and stuff.
v Works out.
<Has 2 hours of training tonight despite being behind on his studies
v will tell him which of the two he should do or if he should do both
(v captcha saying she sells seashells)
< Has candy.
V Wants some of my candy.
^ I hate lag.
< will go to bed soon.
V wants to see my face.
^ Kind of.
< Very Hungry. (Should go eat)
V Is willing to make me food. (Or do I have to get it myself)
^ Sure, I'll just need you name, address, bank account information, social security number...
< Has his own food.
V Will do anything I want them to in exchange for gum.
^No, I'll do it for free :)
< Has low self worth issues....
V Has been missing me recently.
^ I was beginning to wonder where you were.
Is watching TV.
V Has facial hair.
^ I've just shaved, so not right now.
< Is playing the DS whilst typing this with one hand.
V Thinks what I'm doing is the coolest thing ever.
< Is doing stuff.
V Knows who will post after them.
^ Knows it'll either be Fijiman or no-one
< Is sad about the dead thread
V is Fijiman
^ No, just me, Gabe Newell.
< Is witty.
v Is a Connect Four Pro.
< Loves popcorn.
V Will (hopefully) post with a few days. Preferably some time today.
^ definitly loves popcorn
< punched a scout on tf2 recently
V hasn't posted, yet.
^is the same person
<is a clone of the previous poster
V might also be a clone
^ Nope. I'm the original, one and only me.
< Brain wants to quit right now.
V I say hello to you.
^ I said good day!
< Happy that the thread is still alive
V Is secretly hoping to kill the thread
< Watching cartoons.
V Was asleep within two hours before getting on the internet.
^ even less
< is about to go to sleep
V is reading this at about midday
^Nah, it's the afternoon here in good ol' blighty
<Hails from the good country off britain
Vdrinks tea and maybe coffee
^ Tea only sometimes but I don't like coffee.
V Has something else that they should probably be doing other than posting here.
< Should stop spending all day on his computer.
v Enjoys other people's company.
^ Only very specific people
< The very model of a modern major general
V The very model of a scientist salarian
^ Got that wrong :P
< Not the model of anything, as to be the model of something requires excellence, which I don't do.
V Has no idea who I am
^ OH GOD! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!
< Listening to dubstep.
V Has no clue what I actually look like.
^ Well I haven't looked into a mirror late... never mind.
< Almost asleep.
V Is feeling the effects of gravity.
^ Has slain gravity!
< Has read 8-Bit Theatre
V Got the refference
^ No I did not.
< Is bad at Risk.
v Has a flag, and understands the connection between this statement and the last one.
^No, I definitely don't.
< Never understands anything going on around here
v Doesn't post after me very often
^ I do actually.
< Knows that the connection between Risk and flags is an Eddie Izzard joke.
v Doesn't even know who Eddie Izzard is.
^true, though the name is strangely familiar for some reason....
< Doesn't like when things are strangely familiar.
v finds me strangely familiar
^ A little.
< Typed this invisibly.
V Knows all the quotes.