A giant ball made of crystals
A giant vein of Amethyst!
Here's unbreakable metal. Use for a shield and sword, friend.
Some more anti-depressant medication
A ticket to Olympus Has Fallen.
A vat of chemicals!
Thank you genetic mutations are my favourite way to spend a weekend.
I give you an empty can of beans.
Want a music player? Good for dancing to.
I give you a box of colored pencils, so you can be colored in something other than shades of black, grey, and white.
A magic wand. Go cause mischief!
A slightly bigger potato.
I give you an actual face, so that everyone can see you in all of your glory!
A way to not be pulled by an offscreen arm.
A dress made out of pancakes.
A mask made of rotting flesh.
A keyboard that never lets you have typos.
A very big, very heavy, blank book.
I give you the gift of more coffee to keep up that jittering.