A dance with Dread Pirate Roberts
One thousand reasons to take up swimming again
A whisper in their ear, revealing their true name.
Heavy Armour with capacious pockets
A novelty pepper shaker in the form of a Genesplicer
A survival course in Dream-realm
Some slimy chungus of justice.
A genuine-quality Iron Man pinball machine.
Loco Moco for starters and Pineapple Sponge for Dessert
diamond studded swimming pool.
Your very own Mosin Nagant.
A Tommy gun; solves 600 problems per minute.
A bowie knife, A USP .45 with suppressor, Colt M4 with 50-round magazine, flashlight and laser-sight and 3 grenades.
The laughter of Tom Hanks as a ringtone.
a crack team of penguin commandos.
A month's supply of Quavers
The fate of all loyal servants of the Emperor - CANDY!