Mandolarian battle armor.
I give you a season pass for PLANET EARTH simulator.
An incredible wrestling PPV
Cheddar cheese headphones.
A subscription to PC Gamer.
Lots of TORGUE weapons. Made with extra explosions.
Eldritch abominations - now with half the calories.
A flying cap and goggles.
Information on the first dragon in existence
A custom desert eagle with integrated suppressor, reinforced slide and 25-round clip
An LARP session with good actors