Some breath mints that are actually LSD tabs.
A complete collection of Archer... on VHS.
A mound of black plastic goo on a plate.
This optimized and over-clocked rabbit:
+1 to all crew skill levels.
A knife and fork to go with their vegetables.
The world's worst house plant.
A gay old time at the fair.
The remote control of a laser satellite... that only works as a little pointer and doesn't actually burn anything.
A team of cyborg commandos.
A gun that shoots bees. [And I mean it uses bees as ammunition, not that it's only to be used against bees.]
An infinite source of grain.
99 red balloons (the objects, not the single.)
A single red balloon with an angry face scribbled on it.
Count Orlov's saucy cigar box