Genetically engineered gerbils.
A fresh pair of socks and underwear.
Eleven days of rain, followed by cloudy weather.
J.J. Abrams' Mystery Box, and inside is...a Riddler Trophy!
giant mutant gerbil steed!
Barbas with your nose so tight, won't you guide my War Rig tonight?
bio-engineered acid breathing assault turtles.
an ancient thermos and a moldy lunchbox
A blouse that automatically makes you look more attractive to the members of the opposite sex.
A new keyboard and mouse.
A cassette player for his Prius.
Another ten rounds of Survival.
A veteran's helm and pauldrons.
A lifetime supply of sauce packets.
a full suit of dragonplate armor.
A saddle so I can ride him into battle.
For you, only the most bad-ass anti-rape tool will do: toothy metal panties.
the greatest gift of all:
the wisdom of Master Oogway.
What a small world we live in, my gift for you is Oogway's fingers 1 day at a time!
I give you the gift of human compassion.
It's a shit gift.
Something that is incredibly cursed.
A coaster for your teacup which doubles as a sub-woofer to blare loud music.