Underwear for your opposite gender, and it's the wrong size for anyone you know.
Mt. Fiji -as in, the whole Japanese mountain. Now your name makes sense!
Actually, that's Mt. Fuji. Fiji is a country comprised of a group of islands in the Pacific Ocean. The thought is appreciated though.
OT: The legendary Potatosaurus Rex!
Since I want to do things correctly, you're now the top political leader of Fiji.
An excessively excess amount of kittens.
Hat-mounted confetti riffles.
A 3D compass so that you literally know what's up.
A milk gallon's worth of bottle-caps.
that ridiculous 5-guns-in-one weapon from The Fifth Element.
That ridiculous 5-guns-in-1 weapon from The Simpsons.
A bobby-pin named after whichever Valve character is your favorite.
Inspiration to contribute to the 914 Game.
A sword that slays dragons
a sword that slays anime characters.
A free pass to Old Sydney town. (Now closed)
a one day free pass to an amusement/theme park of their choosing.
The Magical Stick of Infinite Potatoes.
a patch of land in Las Vegas
tickets to see Two Steps From Hell Live! (I am so envious!)
A suit made of Monopoly money.
The monopoly guy as your personal butler.