EDIT:I then put my fist into the planet.
Went into hiding to possibly avoid being banned. Or got banned anyway.
Switched to a normal perspective, drank some tea and then switched back to his preferred perspective.
Tried to imagine me actually doing that for about five minutes.
Went on the relax their fingers.
Continued to lord over the potatoes,
because he's done it for so long, he's grown obsessed with power and now knows nothing else.
Began his studies to becoming the world's greatest potatomancer
Had a sip of a drink and then took over Samoa.
Trained the first hobo he could find go be a professional boxer.
Went on to become a movie star!
Became the first cat to walk on the ocean floor
He proceeded to pelt Mount Olympus with tacos, using only his mind.
Did the Chicken Dance out in public and posted a video of it on YouTube.
Went to the Zoo and ate a baby Monkey.
Drank 4 glasses of beer and went to bed, muttering about Christmas being overrated
Ran from his current location all the way to Atlantis.
After posting that Fijiman stepped outside, took a deep breath and got real high, and then shouted at the top of his lungs, 'what's going on?'
Attempt to sit up vertically.
Worked on plans to take over the world.
Provided the weapons for Tizzy's plan to take over the world.
Distracted Tizzy while someone else stole his plans.
Stole my plans and used them for his own agenda!
Became the president of the presidents club.
Went on to become the greatest tap dancer alive
Had a montage of him wasting time.
Called the Ghostbusters to get rid of the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future
Tried to become a ghostbuster!
Called his minions to arms.
Went to the mall and took out the mall Santa so he could take his rightful place on the Candy Cane throne
Got the good shit...for spring break.
High fived the king of Scotland.