Fought off the holiday crowd so he could find somewhere comfortable to sit at the mall
Started The Great Facepalming.
Went to wash their helmet, not taking it off for months has made it smell awful!
Scam people out of their hard earned money by looking cute?
Went to the North Pole to try and get a few extra presents.
Was taken by some government officials for questioning.
After posting, Fijiman took off his helmet and enjoyed some cold Nord Mead
Went to work on their next Taco avatar.
Helped revive a bunch of forum games.
sat upside down instead of sideways.
Twirled his whiskers maliciously for evil purposes
Rocked out to the worst music he could find.
went to control the world with his helmet
Realised that punching the entire planet may not have been the smartest move.
Went around the city slapping random people from the alleys.
Went jaywalking in the nude.
Went even madder and accidentally pressed the big red button.
Was consumed in their curiosity to press the spinning button.
Quickly deleted his browsing history before I checked out his porn
Was reminded by Tizzy to do the same
Began training for the Olympics.
Created a PC out of noodles.
Whacked some poor fool with the banhammer
Went on to shoot people first.
watched the firefight with glee
Became my trusted lieutenant in my evil empire
Stared in the screen for a second sighed and hit the forum games button again.
Nostalgically played on his PS1
Was pulled out of stores for obvious reasons.
This isn't going to make sense when you change your avatar.
Pre-ordered the Dead Island: Riptide collector's edition
Quietly buys 10 sets of the collector's edition
Threw up his hands in disgust and raged at the computer screen