Saw a movie from the 60's.
Broke bread with some homies.
Fired an anti-tank rifle uselessly at some Russians.
Unspeakable acts with a lightbulb.
Three members of the audience.
Farted the British national anthem in front of the royal family.
Gobbled up a pile of sandwiches.
Sat in a chair and contimplated taxes.
Filled out a form and filled in a private.
Went to bed with a glass of milk.
Was caught in flagrante delicto with an egg salad.
Defeated the Thalmer with nothing but a ladle.
Barked orders at the interns.
Balked at the price of train tickets nowadays.
Secretly killed all the bees.
Stocked the shop back up again.
Broke down the walls of society!
Sung some opera for a bit. Got applause. Went home and thanked the duck that is the source of his powers.
Climbed some ladders and descended some slides.
Played a derivative of Snakes & Ladders.