Defeated the Thalmer with nothing but a ladle.
Barked orders at the interns.
Balked at the price of train tickets nowadays.
Secretly killed all the bees.
Stocked the shop back up again.
Broke down the walls of society!
Sung some opera for a bit. Got applause. Went home and thanked the duck that is the source of his powers.
Climbed some ladders and descended some slides.
Played a derivative of Snakes & Ladders.
Constructed a statue using only string beans.
Masturbated furiously to said bean statue
Had a little nip of whisky.
Created whisky with nipples!
Shot a man in Reno to just see him die.
Baked a huge mound of potatoes.
Pulled his cock from the gaping maw that once was JFK's skull, wiped it off on Jackie' dress, and strolled off into the sunset.
Electrocuted a dude's nuts.
Wrote a novel about a turnip.
Tracked and destroyed a superior tank.
Laid down some hard truths.
Had a knee-slappining good day!
watched an all day marathon of Kung Fu Panda and How To Train Your Dragon 1 & 2.
Vacuumed up the remains of someone's heart.
Went and jumped into the pool.