Bumped his head on the bus roof.
Handed out lottery tickets to the unlucky citizens of Nipton.
Stroked his magnificent beard.
Picked up a dog and examined it for bombs.
Punched Caesar in the face.
Stuck a plantain down a raccoon's gullet.
Sat in some onions while thinking about his life so far.
Wrote Jean-Luc Picard's biography.
fell down a mineshaft. Got back up using a bazooka.
Sticky-jumped out of the map and got stuck there for an hour, resulting in considerable expense for the local fire department.
Had some haddock and a ham hock with salad.
Played fifa 97 with his imaginary friend Bob.
Divided by zero. Three times.
Wished he was as cool as that one guy Headsprouter.
Got up, brushed himself off and said "Ho!"
played a 12 hour game of Risk
started, and single handedly won WW3!
Tried to start WW4, but failed due to there being no one to start a war with.
Thought about something and then instantly forgot what it was.
Flipped a cat over with her foot.