Constructed a statue using only string beans.
Masturbated furiously to said bean statue
Had a little nip of whisky.
Created whisky with nipples!
Shot a man in Reno to just see him die.
Baked a huge mound of potatoes.
Pulled his cock from the gaping maw that once was JFK's skull, wiped it off on Jackie' dress, and strolled off into the sunset.
Electrocuted a dude's nuts.
Wrote a novel about a turnip.
Tracked and destroyed a superior tank.
Laid down some hard truths.
Had a knee-slappining good day!
watched an all day marathon of Kung Fu Panda and How To Train Your Dragon 1 & 2.
Vacuumed up the remains of someone's heart.
Went and jumped into the pool.
Bumped his head on the bus roof.
Handed out lottery tickets to the unlucky citizens of Nipton.
Stroked his magnificent beard.
Picked up a dog and examined it for bombs.
Punched Caesar in the face.
Stuck a plantain down a raccoon's gullet.
Sat in some onions while thinking about his life so far.
Wrote Jean-Luc Picard's biography.