Sold U235 to shifty looking people in the mall parking lot.
Belly flopped into a pool of Jell-O.
Ran into his doppelganger.
Squwanked the good squwank.
Sucked on an already damp peanut.
Saw a bee save a bus full of children.
Organized a charity event.
Created a cure to the industrial virus.
Severed dinner to the leaders of every nation, poisoning them all.
Baked cookies for everyone.
Resign as finance minister.
Vanished into the code of the site.
Beat someone over the head with a tea kettle.
Fought the High Elder Dragon.
Practically brought the Grove back by hisself.
Bought a tank with fried noodles.