Saw a bee save a bus full of children.
Organized a charity event.
Created a cure to the industrial virus.
Severed dinner to the leaders of every nation, poisoning them all.
Baked cookies for everyone.
Resign as finance minister.
Vanished into the code of the site.
Beat someone over the head with a tea kettle.
Fought the High Elder Dragon.
Practically brought the Grove back by hisself.
Bought a tank with fried noodles.
Filled the database with goddamn koalas again. Jesus Christ, Fiji.
Tickled waffles with reckless abandon.
Named that mine "Notyours"
(Now I own the Notyours Mine, lol)
Farted in the presence of an NCR ranger and ran away giggling.
Fought naked with a bear.
Reviewed the shittiest Final Fantasy game.
fired a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squeling hog!
Caught the bullet with his face.
shot a guard in the knee with an arrow that started a PLAYED. . . OUT. . . MEME!
Flipped a burger and added a bit of cheese, but held the onions. Also had condiments and brioche buns on standby.
Passed a law declaring that he is indeed, The Law.
rode dragons and bedded wenches.