Pretended they were garden salad for seventeen minutes, got bored so tried to be steak instead. Mushroom sauce. Medium rare.
Caught fish using only his feet.
Ate a Boomerang. But it repeated on them.
Jockeyed for control of the discs.
Went and bothered everyone on earth.
Thought the moon was a great big asteroid come to wipe out humanity and ran off to live in an underground bunker for the next twenty years. When they emerged, they discovered humanity had created the perfect toothpaste.
Divined the future and still managed to step in a puddle and get pissy sock.
Asked a grilled cheese sandwich the meaning of existence. Got the reply:
"Kiss me you fool!"
Planted a tiny microphone in a grilled cheese sandwich.
Took down an elephant with nothing more than a Swiss army knife and a whiffle bat
Borked up the Swedish Chef's Christmas dinner.
Set fire to the knees of orphans.
Performed a cat abortion.
flew off on a tiger made of lightning.
Remade the world in his image.
Tossed some salaaaaaaaaad.
Smacked a man right in the chops.
posted in a bunch more forum games.
Plastered the walls and did a respectable job of it.
Sought out a dry place to make wet.
Unplugged all the speakers in the house.
set up a wicked sound system.
Sneezed on a stranger, blowing them approximately two kilometres away.
watched a falling skies marathon.
(seriously, watch falling skies. it's awesome!)
Drove the goblins back to their holes.
Commanded some appetizers.
Pondered why cheese hasn't been made from rocks yet.
Reset the shit barometer.
Sought a cure for the common idiot.
Threw some butter at the headmaster.
flew around on a tiger made of lightning.