Dribbled a gibbon like a big, bouncy ball.
Kicked something into orbit around Jupiter.
Went and posted on another thread, then sat back and let out a long, relaxing fart.
Walked in on a gnome using his bathroom.
Sought out the opinion of some rediculously old dude.
Fought a demon in a heated interpretive dance battle.
Just absolutely fuckin' whacked it. For days.
Played The Sims for about ten minutes before deciding it was garbage.
Saw a bird and thought it was pretty. Then ordered someone to go kick its ass.
Absolutely freaked over the price of eggs in their local supermarket.
Became a professor of biology at the Cambridge Institute.
pinched the pimples on a gorilla's face.
Gazes at his navel for a while.
Gazed at a gazing gazer gazing at other gazers.
Said yes and got double-zapped for lying.
I honestly don't want to know!
Twirled his moustache villainously.
Advocated for the personal freedoms of children.
Returned to the present, without ever knowing that he was half a year in the past. (Seriously, Spooky is bullying my older cats right now.)