Poured a glass of water all over their crotch. Dangit.
Went on a blind date with a pornstar. Married a pornstar. Didn't know she was a pornstar.
Successfully founded a new outpost in Glenumbra.
Levelled up their conjuration skill.
Stole candy from babies and then threw it at old people.
Whipped up some mushroom soup.
Thought of a thing that did something.
Built another rainbow tower in Minecraft.
Forged the Mace of the Golden Dawn.
Took the mantle of an ordinator.
Went skydiving without a parachute, and succeeded!
Sold one of his paintings for a hot meal.
Gave in to the dark side.
Conquered the mole people and made them productive members of society.
Got totally wonked on hard cheese.
Downloaded random youtube videos.
Wafted the warp clouds away.
Was contemplating sending Michelangelo statues for a few minutes.
OT: Made Greek food.
Changed his major to early norwegian black metal studies.
Achieved Chim without zero-summing.
Watched porn with subtitles.
Invented the universal translating duck.
Accidently won the tour de france.
Tripped over a poke-ball and broke a wooden coffee table.
Cucumbered the entire cast of their favorite TV/Netflix show.