Played The Sims for about ten minutes before deciding it was garbage.
Saw a bird and thought it was pretty. Then ordered someone to go kick its ass.
Absolutely freaked over the price of eggs in their local supermarket.
Became a professor of biology at the Cambridge Institute.
pinched the pimples on a gorilla's face.
Gazes at his navel for a while.
Gazed at a gazing gazer gazing at other gazers.
Said yes and got double-zapped for lying.
I honestly don't want to know!
Twirled his moustache villainously.
Advocated for the personal freedoms of children.
Returned to the present, without ever knowing that he was half a year in the past. (Seriously, Spooky is bullying my older cats right now.)
Poured a glass of water all over their crotch. Dangit.
Went on a blind date with a pornstar. Married a pornstar. Didn't know she was a pornstar.
Successfully founded a new outpost in Glenumbra.
Levelled up their conjuration skill.
Stole candy from babies and then threw it at old people.
Whipped up some mushroom soup.
Thought of a thing that did something.
Built another rainbow tower in Minecraft.
Forged the Mace of the Golden Dawn.
Took the mantle of an ordinator.
Went skydiving without a parachute, and succeeded!
Sold one of his paintings for a hot meal.
Gave in to the dark side.