You sir, are as useless as a marzipan dildo
You all smell funny and look like butt made of radishes.
kailus is lower than a snakes ball-sack.
I see the Out patients are out in force tonight.
Oh, a comedian, huh? Like Peter Sellers...if he wasn't funny
You have the most counterclockwise face I have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on.
The Babadook is the most terriblest movie made in the history of the multiverse and you are a fool for liking it!
Your ears are far too muscular!
Don't pretend that anything you say is of any significance to me or anyone
You are so stupid you would try to play poker with dogs... and lose.
I'm only posting in your thread to imagine the brief happiness of another reply diminish upon seeing how much I hate it.
If you were a potato, you'd be a bad potato.
I have witnessed more impressive tricks from Tripod, the Amazing Three-Legged Wonderdog.
If I had a pound for every time I tried to like you, I'd have a pound
You look like Barbas's butt.
Your sunglasses badge is lying to you! You'll never be cool!
Smug public school boy magician
Can't even think of a funny comeback like the plebeian he is
You don't even know about the bird! Everybody knows that the bird is the word!
Let me guess, you think the Earth is flat. You ignoramuses sicken me
Scruffy-looking, moose-faced, dog-eared, hallow-eyed, pizza-guzzling, muffin-scrunching, platypus-wearing, Facebook-sharing, walrus man!
You....You Messiah Complex afflicted Obsessive-Compulsive Sadomasochist
You are so dense you lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You, sir, are a carrot and a charlatan!
I have more respect for the sweat on my neck
If I had a dog, and he looked like you, I would shave his arse and walk him backwards.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?
Let me just add your feedback onto the list of things I really do not give a smeg about
I've seen rusted bits of trash more attractive than you.
Even Helen Keller could tell what there is to dislike about you
Grope sausage wibble-wobble George Foreman long-lasting riverdance guardian crypt chewing waffle your mother! *gasp*
Piss off, ya bloody twitchy Jarate-in-your-gravy dick-bagging simpleton quack!
Yeah well you're more spineless than an overcooked frankfurter.
I hope someone vomits on your balls