Insult me in the most creative way possible

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You are nothing but hot gas.

The very dirt you walk on demands better.

You are a pothole on the road of life.

You smell like elephant vagina!

Taking your chi would actually make Kai weaker!

You couldn't open your eyes without supervision!

It takes you 3 hours to watch 60 minutes.

You forget which end the poop comes out of.

You are so old you fart dust

You couldn't outwit the deceased.

Your head could be used to deflect a laser blast

You smell like Atlantic City.

Your belt doesn't go through all the loops.

That's true, sadly.

OT: You dated geeks!

You dated leeks!

You have no interest in porn!

Snivelling hog!

Great big fat garbage man!

an infant could come up with better insults!

You'd make OG Mudbone shrivel up!

You stuck your face out the window to say hello and was arrested for mooning!

You can shove yourself up your ass!

If idiocy was illegal, you would be serving 10 life sentences!

You are mental diarrhea.

You don't deserve a decent job, you shite artist!

you couldn't poor water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You're a weasel snorting, smoke humping, tart bummed, monkey.

You are a constant welcome face in the forum
Over the last few years you've always been positive
Usually found in the forum games
Everyone should take a leaf out of your book
Let the forum be Fiji
Let the forum be men!

You seem to have mistaken insult the previous poster for compliment the previous poster.

You missed my witty acrostic barbs.

Your head could be used to deflect a laser blast

You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.

I've heard embryos come up with better insults.

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