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Euryalus	806 POSTED: 1 Jul 2015 13:38
	Rabbitboy: I touch my dog sexually.. whoops, did I say that out loud? Yes you did, and ew. You degenerate!

Drake the Dragonheart	807 POSTED: 1 Jul 2015 20:45
	you're degenerating? that sucks!

Fijiman	808 POSTED: 1 Jul 2015 23:23
	Drake the Dragonheart: I forgot to quote the person above me because I am teh suck. You don't have to be so hard on yourself.

Twintix	809 POSTED: 2 Jul 2015 05:15
	Fijiman: You're all a bunch of turds! I'm ditching you to hang out with the cool kids! Dude, with a vocabulary like that, I doubt they'll want you to be with them for long.

Fijiman	810 POSTED: 2 Jul 2015 10:04
	Twintix: I AM THE COOL KIDS! Just because your mother tells you that doesn't make it true.

Drake the Dragonheart	811 POSTED: 3 Jul 2015 16:24
	Fijiman: Twintix: I AM THE COOL KIDS! Just because your mother tells you that doesn't make it true. Your mother is always lying to you!

Fijiman	812 POSTED: 3 Jul 2015 17:47
	Drake the Dragonheart: This game, it confuses me! MAKE IT STOP! Yes, continue to be confused, for it amuses me.

Drake the Dragonheart	813 POSTED: 3 Jul 2015 17:54
	you must have me confused for someone else.

Twintix	814 POSTED: 4 Jul 2015 05:39
	Drake the Dragonheart: Eeeew, chocolate pudding! You're stupid for liking it! Hey buddy, I don't criticise your taste in food, so lay off it! D<

Drake the Dragonheart	815 POSTED: 10 Jul 2015 17:59
	Twintix: Drake the Dragonheart: Eeeew, chocolate pudding! You're stupid for liking it! Hey buddy, I don't criticise your taste in food, so lay off it! D< That's not what your supposed to do with Lays. UGH!

Redlin5	816 POSTED: 13 Jul 2015 15:54
	Drake the Dragonheart: I eat raw chicken Gross dude. I know you're a dragon but you've got the option to cook before arrival! D:

Barbas	817 POSTED: 14 Jul 2015 10:07
	Redlin5: Gross dude. I know you're a dragon but you've got to stop charging your massive dildo purchases to my account. Ohhh boy, here we go again...

Twintix	818 POSTED: 15 Jul 2015 13:27
	Barbas: Drink ocean water every day! No thanks. That sounds gross.

Barbas	819 POSTED: 26 Jul 2015 16:15
	Twintix: Big bear asses are on the television! Sorry, but I'm watching uncomfortable and frustrated giraffe sex right now.

Drake the Dragonheart	820 POSTED: 29 Jul 2015 23:03
	Barbas: Sorry, but I'm watching uncomfortable and frustrated giraffe sex right now. Do I even need to say anything?

Barbas	821 POSTED: 30 Jul 2015 06:52
	Drake the Dragonheart: Do I even need to say anything? Ba doop a boop doop.

Drake the Dragonheart	822 POSTED: 17 Aug 2015 20:09
	Barbas: Drake the Dragonheart: Do I even need to say anything? I am so incoherent Don't worry, you are not alone there.

Barbas	823 POSTED: 27 Aug 2015 15:27
	Drake the Dragonheart: Don't worry, you're never alone as long as me and the woman in the attic are here! Consider me reassured.

Twintix	824 POSTED: 5 Sep 2015 16:53
	Barbas: Drake the Dragonheart: Don't worry, you're never alone as long as me and the woman in the attic are here! Consider me reassured. Time for a threesome! Barbas, please learn some restraint! o////o'

Barbas	825 POSTED: 5 Sep 2015 16:58
	Twintix: Barbas, would you please fetch the restraints? Yes.

Twintix	826 POSTED: 8 Sep 2015 08:18
	Barbas: Twintix: Barbas, would you please fetch the restraints? What? What's wrong with you?! Why would you ask that?! What are you imagining? When I say "restraints", I mean a leash for my grandparents' dog. I'm taking her out for a walk.

Barbas	827 POSTED: 8 Sep 2015 08:28
	Twintix: Yes, the restraints. I'm going to ride this bitch like there's no tomorrow. Can this not wait until after Gran-Gran's left?

Rasputin1	828 POSTED: 8 Sep 2015 16:57
	Barbas: There's nothing quite like waking up to a breakfast of fried dog, lizard eggs and a glass of tears from the kittens I kicked last night. I'm sure there really isn't anything quite like that...

Barbas	829 POSTED: 15 Sep 2015 13:03
	Rasputin1: Can someone donate an extra bagel? ...Yyyyyes.

Wary Wolf	830 POSTED: 15 Sep 2015 14:08
	Barbas: Pudding!?! PUDDING?!? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PUDDING! Yeah... I can totally handle the pudding.

Barbas	831 POSTED: 18 Sep 2015 06:39
	Wary Wolf: you are a baby but splatoon is not and if you are going to argue with me suck my fucking dick. A stunning riposte, and most expertly posted!

Wary Wolf	832 POSTED: 18 Sep 2015 08:05
	Barbas: Behold my green helmet! All Arguments are now invalid! Particularly the argument that the helmet makes you look cool

Barbas	833 POSTED: 18 Sep 2015 08:22
	Wary Wolf: Barbas: Behold my green helmet! All Arguments are now invalid! Suck mah helmet, boyo! Oh dear...

Wary Wolf	834 POSTED: 18 Sep 2015 08:28
	Barbas: Wary Wolf: Suck mah helmet, boyo! Oh dear. Your helmet appears to be rather small, and I don't think that the colour is healthy. You might want to seek professional help for that. I thought it didn't look normal. Thanks for the advice. I'll go book an appointment at the sexual health clinic now.

Barbas	835 POSTED: 18 Sep 2015 08:29
	Wary Wolf: I thought it didn't look normal. Thanks for the advice. I'll go book an appointment at the sexual health clinic now. I recommend the Marvin Gaye Free Clinic for all your sexual healing needs.

Wary Wolf	836 POSTED: 18 Sep 2015 08:36
	Barbas: I recommend the Gary Glitter Free Clinic for all your sexual healing needs. Rock and rolll. Hey. Rock and Roll.

Barbas	837 POSTED: 18 Sep 2015 08:39
	Wary Wolf: Rock this cock around the clock, woman! Hello, Police?

Wary Wolf	838 POSTED: 18 Sep 2015 08:45
	Barbas: Hello, Police? Yes, my testicles are stuck in a bear trap again. No I don't need an ambulance. I want you to bring the tazer again please. Trying to sing as high a frequency as possible?

Barbas	839 POSTED: 18 Sep 2015 08:46
	Wary Wolf: Trying to sing and I'll put my foot in your butt. I hate music. Cries.

Wary Wolf	840 POSTED: 18 Sep 2015 08:51
	Barbas: Cries in a manly way showing us it is possible to be men and emotional Sniff Sniff I'm just so happy! I finally was able to do number 2s without mommy holding my hand... You're a big boy now!


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