Rabbitboy:
I touch my dog sexually.. whoops, did I say that out loud?
Yes you did, and ew. You degenerate!
you're degenerating? that sucks!
Drake the Dragonheart: I forgot to quote the person above me because I am teh suck.
You don't have to be so hard on yourself.
Fijiman: You're all a bunch of turds! I'm ditching you to hang out with the cool kids!
Dude, with a vocabulary like that, I doubt they'll want you to be with them for long.
Twintix: I AM THE COOL KIDS!
Just because your mother tells you that doesn't make it true.
Fijiman:
Twintix: I AM THE COOL KIDS!
Just because your mother tells you that doesn't make it true.
Your mother is always lying to you!
Drake the Dragonheart: This game, it confuses me! MAKE IT STOP!
Yes, continue to be confused, for it amuses me.
you must have me confused for someone else.
Drake the Dragonheart: Eeeew, chocolate pudding! You're stupid for liking it!
Hey buddy, I don't criticise your taste in food, so lay off it! D<
Twintix:
Drake the Dragonheart: Eeeew, chocolate pudding! You're stupid for liking it!
Hey buddy, I don't criticise your taste in food, so lay off it! D<
That's not what your supposed to do with Lays. UGH!
Drake the Dragonheart: I eat raw chicken
Gross dude. I know you're a dragon but you've got the option to cook before arrival! D:
Redlin5: Gross dude. I know you're a dragon but you've got to stop charging your massive dildo purchases to my account.
Ohhh boy , here we go again...
Barbas: Drink ocean water every day!
No thanks. That sounds gross.
Twintix: Big bear asses are on the television!
Sorry, but I'm watching uncomfortable and frustrated giraffe sex right now.
Barbas:
Sorry, but I'm watching uncomfortable and frustrated giraffe sex right now.
Do I even need to say anything?
Drake the Dragonheart: Don't worry, you're never alone as long as me and the woman in the attic are here!
Consider me reassured.
Barbas:
Drake the Dragonheart: Don't worry, you're never alone as long as me and the woman in the attic are here!
Consider me reassured. Time for a threesome!
Barbas, please learn some restraint! o////o'
Twintix: Barbas, would you please fetch the restraints?
Yes.
Barbas:
Twintix: Barbas, would you please fetch the restraints?
What? What's wrong with you?! Why would you ask that?!
What are you imagining? When I say "restraints", I mean a leash for my grandparents' dog. I'm taking her out for a walk.
Twintix: Yes, the restraints. I'm going to ride this bitch like there's no tomorrow.
Can this not wait until after Gran-Gran's left?
Barbas:
There's nothing quite like waking up to a breakfast of fried dog, lizard eggs and a glass of tears from the kittens I kicked last night.
I'm sure there really isn't anything quite like that...
Rasputin1: Can someone donate an extra bagel?
...Yyyyyes.
Barbas: Pudding!?! PUDDING?!? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PUDDING!
Yeah... I can totally handle the pudding.
Wary Wolf: you are a baby but splatoon is not and if you are going to argue with me suck my fucking dick.
A stunning riposte, and most expertly posted!
Barbas: Behold my green helmet! All Arguments are now invalid!
Particularly the argument that the helmet makes you look cool
Wary Wolf:
Barbas: Behold my green helmet! All Arguments are now invalid!
Suck mah helmet, boyo!
Oh dear...
Barbas:
Wary Wolf:
Suck mah helmet, boyo!
Oh dear. Your helmet appears to be rather small, and I don't think that the colour is healthy. You might want to seek professional help for that.
I thought it didn't look normal. Thanks for the advice. I'll go book an appointment at the sexual health clinic now.
Wary Wolf: I thought it didn't look normal. Thanks for the advice. I'll go book an appointment at the sexual health clinic now.
I recommend the Marvin Gaye Free Clinic for all your sexual healing needs.
Barbas: I recommend the Gary Glitter Free Clinic for all your sexual healing needs.
Rock and rolll. Hey. Rock and Roll.
Wary Wolf: Rock this cock around the clock, woman!
Hello, Police?
Barbas: Hello, Police? Yes, my testicles are stuck in a bear trap again. No I don't need an ambulance. I want you to bring the tazer again please.
Trying to sing as high a frequency as possible?
Wary Wolf: Trying to sing and I'll put my foot in your butt. I hate music.
*Cries*.
Barbas: *Cries in a manly way showing us it is possible to be men and emotional* *Sniff* *Sniff* I'm just so happy! I finally was able to do number 2s without mommy holding my hand...
You're a big boy now!