Isn't it more of an "accident incident" than an "incident accident"?
Is blame really necessary?
Who's really not pointing fingers here?
Who's invited toe the bar mitzvah?
Who invited the bar within the bar mitzvah?
Got any of those breaded mozzarella balls?
Do we get garlic bread with that?
Can we do without the metaphorical spaghetti sauce, though?
You mean the sauce that's all up the wall?
Wasn't it cause by the in-laws arguing over the taste of the sauce?
Didn't he make a joke about it with puppets?
Couldn't it be at the bar?
Is that near Peach Trees?