You shout "ANIKI ANKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI♂" while the withered warrior approaches you, shield up up and weapon readied. This undead is no amateur, its pose and movement is spot-on. Almost perfect, even. Despite its state, it retained its warrior conduct and mannerism. It even gives you a war-cry before it strikes.
You're screwed, you think. You're not even sure you can take it down even with the firebombs. You cry for Aniki over and over for aid, covering your most prized possession, his photo, with your tears.
This is it. The end. Your journey is over. The undead casts a dreadful silhouette on you, a silhouette of an old powerful warrior with insurmountable rage, a split second away from getting your skull cleaved and your lungs and heart spilling out your chest cavity; slowly covering the floor with other such organs and giblets in a thick and vicious coat of blood.
This arouses you.
Due to overwhelming fear (and arousal), all you notice from the silhouette is its teeth. They're of an ivory colour surrounded by black gums. The teeth themselves are uniform until the canines, by which they more bestial and sharp. Much like a wild lion.
Highlights envelop almost the entirety of its mouth, teeth, and gums. Even its saliva is fully contrasted by said highlights, making it perfectly clear how it connects between its roaring tongue, decayed gums, yellow teeth, and unpleasant lips.
This arouses you again
You wake up out of your trance of arousal, noticing you mixed your tears with your saliva. If you weren't impotent, you would have had an erection. Prematurely ejaculated, even!
Before the final blow was struck, you screamed "ANIKI♂" one more final time. Just when you thought you're going to have (by your fucked up standards) a very erotic death, a blaze of light comes out of you, pushing the ended back and badly burning it. Not only that, but also unleashing a barrage of
♂Mars Symbol Spears♂
The undead takes a few spears, badly damaging it. You thought you're some big badass and it will just die like some bitch ass zombie in any other RPG. Well here's where you are wrong: It's not a bitch ass zombie. Your successful summoning of the divine by which you used to badly damage it has awakened something in this undead.
"HAHAHAHA, YES!!!!" You hear a masculine voice sprung from that undead. Not only that, but it has gracefully and almost beautifully blocked every other
♂Mars Symbol Spear♂.
In a fit of euphoric rage, it throws away its shield. Fully holding its axe in two hands. You notice the holes you caused by your gay spears, making the warrior bleed a brownish and dark colour of blood.
The undead sighs and momentarily breaks its battle stance to give you a bow. You have earned its 'respect', it seems.
What you shall you do now? Will you exploit this opening like the honourless little bitch you are? Or will you do something else?