Enjoy a 15% Discount at our Escapist Store Until the End of April

Enjoy a 15% Discount at our Escapist Store Until the End of April

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Perhaps it's because the US just had the deadline pass for paying their taxes. Perhaps it's because (insert some borinG political bailout joke here). Or perhaps it's because Split Reason loves you all.

All I know is that Split Reason, the mAkers and sellers of our exclusive line of merchandise, is giving everyone a coupon code for 15% off all purchases made until the end of April.

Not excited? That's probably because you haven't seen the goods yet: http://www.splitreason.com/theescapist

Still not excited? Really? HmM. Oh, you must live in a nudist colony. Well, there are more than t-shirts and hoodies for those of you living in a nudist colony! Imp plushies (those things in the Zero Punctuation videos), stickers (for playing a fun game of naked sticker tag in the colony), mugs (because hot coffee is dangerous in a nudist colony), shot glassEs (since naked lawn darts is not fun unless you are drunk), and even hats (are hats allowed in a nudist colony?).

If that's still not enticing enough, if ouR nudist colony community wants, we can look into Escapist and Zero Punctuation brand sunscreen lotion.

Anyway, the code is boldly hidden in this announcement. It's all caps, one word - enjoy!

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The link is broken, for me at least.

AkJay:
The link is broken, for me, at least.

Delete the period at the end of the address. It should work then.
And this is awesome!
I might be able to scrounge some money up for one of the things now!

Kuliani:
Not excited? That's probably because you haven't seen the goods yet: http://www.splitreason.com/theescapist

Fixed your link for you. There's a full stop at the end that shouldn't be there and it's making people link to a 404 error page, I believe.

Anyway, this is pretty good, I've seen stuff on there that I would have bought in the past but couldn't afford, so anything that brings prices down and means people like me (i.e. students and tightarses) can still afford cool gear is fine by me :D.

Nice.
I get paid tomorrow so after my tithe and Bills ill see what i can spend.

Discount on membership and a discount on some sweet Escapist stuffz.
You guys are making it really easy for me to support you!

Well, if I get the money. I certainly wouldnt mind a pair of plushies for my desk!

Didn't I suggest this in a user group?
Either way, I might get something.
Edit: The code is "King Leopold's Ghost" right?

HURRAH!

AkJay:
The link is broken, for me at least.

Yep, whoops. Fixed it in the announcement.

And if someone hasn't figured it out for some reason (like a brain fart or whathaveyou):

Interested in the Charismatic stallion T, Can you buy from the U.K?

Alas, alas...
Living in the third world for sweet goodies known as western Europe I can't order.
No credit card, dispute with PayPal, takes ages for stuff to arrive, crappy customs, I've had orders never arrive and no money back (different foreign company), money shortage. :(

Nice gear tho, only not that much more than when I last looked a long time ago !
(At least not tons more awesome stuff for me to NOT get ;) )

SplitReason should get a one man office in Amsterdam imho :P

danpascooch:
HURRAH!

Sweet avatar, lol ^^

it would seem that anyone looking to buy Escapist merchandise has some smooth sale-ing ahead of them.

I wish I had the disposable income to buy some of this, but I'm too busy spending it on GAMES.

They're still selling UR t-shirts?!?

Too bad I don't have a credit card.

what's with the Dolphin shirt?

Awesome, I like this stuff but my pay is committed to other things... Maybe another time eh?

Damnit, the ZP Apocalypse t-shirt is out of my size. That's the only one I wanted.

I demand that someone invent Zero Punctuation sunscreen lotion right now!

TheBlackKnight:
what's with the Dolphin shirt?

The "Evil Porpoises" joke was in one of the Unskippable episodes, though I can't remember which one. I'll take a stab and say it was Genji: Days of the Blade, though I could be wrong.

The only thing that disappoints me is that there isn't, nor (to the best of my knowledge) has been, any Doomsday Arcade merchandise. It's by far my favorite series I've seen on this site, and had so many opportunities for purely epic things.

Like a tee-shirt with Bruce's heart-grenade X-ray.
Or a Laser Cat plushy.
Or a mask resembling the Dice Lord's head.
Or a tee-shirt with the quote "Whiskers on kittens!" and a creepy example on a stick figure head.
Perhaps even a miniature version of Polybius.
[EDIT]Or Shanks' tie. Hell, I'd kill for one of those... [/EDIT]

If only there was something like that in the store.
It might actually have give me reason to bugger my parents long enough into getting me one. The Zero Punctuation stuff has been there for ages, and the underwear........ eeeehhhhh...... I'll pass.........

I feel ashamed for never having looked at that stuff before. It's super-cool-partylicious-groovetown-funtacular! Speaking of which, that adjective deserves its own shirt. EDIT: Portal Maniac, Shanks' tie is available at ThinkGeek.com. Search "8-bit tie". Also, you ninja'd me with asking for DA reference stuff, curse you.

All the stuff I want is sold out in my size :( Plz maek more and I will buy. I has monies, and I need ur stuffs :D

That's what I get for being so slow!

Portal Maniac:
The only thing that disappoints me is that there isn't, nor (to the best of my knowledge) has been, any Doomsday Arcade merchandise. It's by far my favorite series I've seen on this site, and had so many opportunities for purely epic things.

Like a tee-shirt with Bruce's heart-grenade X-ray.
Or a Laser Cat plushy.
Or a mask resembling the Dice Lord's head.
Or a tee-shirt with the quote "Whiskers on kittens!" and a creepy example on a stick figure head.
Perhaps even a miniature version of Polybius.
[EDIT]Or Shanks' tie. Hell, I'd kill for one of those... [/EDIT]

If only there was something like that in the store.
It might actually have give me reason to bugger my parents long enough into getting me one. The Zero Punctuation stuff has been there for ages, and the underwear........ eeeehhhhh...... I'll pass.........

You can get Shank's 8-bit tie from thinkgeek

I'd like to buy something, but I'm in Brazil, and shipping will be murder.

I promise that if I ever write something for the Escapist and am paid in dollars, I will immediately use that money to buy Escapist gear feeding an insane neverending vicious cycle.

EPANSIAP does not work, codes broken.

but Im thinking of getting a few shirts regardless.

Argh, this would of been brilliant for me a week ago! Impulse buying ay, what are we gonna do about it

We have a store?

I'm thinking of getting that mug with the holding your head under the waters of knowledge one.

Oh heres a helpful tip! If you are buying more than one product and you live int he UK. Be prepared to pay extra. I got two ZP tops and since it was from a diffrent country and weighed over a certain amount i had to go to the nearest Deliver Port (There should be a local one, dont worry) and then pay an additional customs fee!

Other than that, the t-shirts are epic and i get alot of praise in the games classes at uni ;)

edit: Anyway i just bought myself the "Livin life one exp at a time" tee in celebration of my new job.
Then i noticed it is goign to take 4 weeks to get to mine.. also.. VOLCANO?
This will take forever..

Ignore this. Or not. Its up to you really.

The one thing i want is out of stock, typical!

I'm totally digging the ZP underwear.

I love Susan's little reference on the 'Rating' logo t-shirt: "Mild Ponies". Gotta love that woman. Anyway, i got the Apocalypse shirt for a friend a months back, wish i had that 15% then. I should get myself something too...maybe the "Charismatic Stallion" with black background....

Portal Maniac:
The only thing that disappoints me is that there isn't, nor (to the best of my knowledge) has been, any Doomsday Arcade merchandise. It's by far my favorite series I've seen on this site, and had so many opportunities for purely epic things.

Like a tee-shirt with Bruce's heart-grenade X-ray.
Or a Laser Cat plushy.
Or a mask resembling the Dice Lord's head.
Or a tee-shirt with the quote "Whiskers on kittens!" and a creepy example on a stick figure head.
Perhaps even a miniature version of Polybius.
[EDIT]Or Shanks' tie. Hell, I'd kill for one of those... [/EDIT]

If only there was something like that in the store.
It might actually have give me reason to bugger my parents long enough into getting me one. The Zero Punctuation stuff has been there for ages, and the underwear........ eeeehhhhh...... I'll pass.........

I can solve two of these for you:
The only Doomsday Arcade shirt they have. It's from episode 1 or 2, when they open up their code.
8-Bit Tie with a very close resemblance to Shanks'.
And really, if you want a Dice Lord mask you can put a pillow case over your head and put two eyes on it.

Kuliani:

AkJay:
The link is broken, for me at least.

Yep, whoops. Fixed it in the announcement.

And if someone hasn't figured it out for some reason (like a brain fart or whathaveyou):

The only question I have (I saw the code before reading the article) is the meaning to the code . . . I can think of around 15 different meanings it MIGHT have, but none of them really make much sense.

 

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