Question of the Day, June 7, 2010

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Question of the Day, June 7, 2010

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Kim Kardashian is rumored to be vying for the lead role in the next Tomb Raider movie. Who should play Lara?

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Stephen Fry.

Oh c'mon, you know you want to see that :P

Megan Fox.

I don't really know. All of them have alien artist names to me....

Other (please specify):
NO ONE. Does anyone seriously think we'll ever make a good movie out of "Tomb Raider" who isn't 14 or a Hollywood studio producer?

Megan Fox, if only because I want to see MovieBob throw a shit fit.

Kajin:
Megan Fox, if only because I want to see MovieBob throw a shit fit.

Good call, said Carroll as if she has ANY acting Talent she will do a better job than the other 2 but if they want a good version then pay for a better actress like Scarlet (mmmm Scarlet!)

No one. No more! No more!

Alison Carroll she seams to have a head on her shoulders and she didn't seam too bad during the making of for the latest game and that all you really need for a tomb raider film, a brain and some modicum of ability

Allison Carol definitely.

She's English, she's trained in gymnastics, she's already done a lot of work for Tomb Raider.

Megan Fox on the other hand, is talentless, over rated and probably couldn't pull off an English accent.

And Kim Kardashian is just a slag. Made famous by... well you all know.

I think a busty porn star would work great!
...wait that brings us back to angelina jolie...

Oh jeez, anyone but Fox.

I'd want someone who can "fill" the role, sure, but I'd also want someone who is English or can pull off the accent, plus someone who can act their way out of a paper bag and/or, y'know, tombs. And let's get someone in their early to mid 30s, none of this 20 - 24 crap. It doesn't have to be anyone famous but if there is someone known out there who can pull off these requirements then I'm all for her.

And please, *please* give us an awesome villain this time. No more Gerry Butler.

I think Angelina Jolie, for the movies...she had the look at the accent!

Valkyira:
Allison Carol definitely.

She's English, she's trained in gymnastics, she's already done a lot of work for Tomb Raider.

Not to mention she's actually roughly Lara Croft's size, physically. And by that I mean her build, not necessarily her height.

Megan Fox on the other hand, is talentless, over rated and probably couldn't pull off an English accent.

And she doesn't look like Lara.

And Kim Kardashian is just a slag. Made famous by... well you all know.

I lol'd. But she doesn't look like her, either.

It should be ARNOLD SWARTZENNEGER!

BRIAN BLESSED

It would be the best film.

A good actress, period. If we are going to be subjected to yet another Tomb Raider movie (and if the undead games have set a precedent, we will) then at least cast a good actress in Lara's role. Lara Croft (if written correctly) could actually be an interesting character, so we don't need some two-bit porn star (Kardashian, Fox) playing her.

Agelina Jolie ofc...

Paris Hilton. No-one does blonde bimbo better.

And I'd like to see her subjected to some pain :)

Kenjitsuka:
Agelina Jolie ofc...

^this

What's wrong with Angelina Jolie? She did a good job the last two times. Well as good as you can do given the material to work with.

No one. They shouldn't reboot the series.

If they had to though, I suppose I would prefer an actual actress to play her. Preferably a British actress. Lara Croft should not just be played by a pair of melons attached to a carrot stick.

Or maybe Emma Watson could play her, then I would just end up hating the character with all my might.

Over the other two, Alison Carroll. Not that I knew who she was before I wiki'd her, but there's no way she could be worse than the other two.

BETTY F*&KING WHITE

The internet demands it!

Barry Humphries. No reason apart from it would be utterly ridiculous.

Kurt Russell...

when im asked for a female actor I always automatically answer "Ellen Paige"

Other: me. True, I don't have the athleticism or the bust for the role. On the upside, I do have long brown hair, acting skills, and an interest in archaeology. How bad could it be?

Eddie Izzard.

He looks better in heels than any of those three wastes of space.

Someone with solid acting chops, a distinguished career, and an authentic accent. I'm thinkin' Judi Dench. She's been in Vin Diesel movies; surely she's picked up some action hero pointers along the way.

EDIT: Except that this is the best answer:

BlueInkAlchemist:
Eddie Izzard.

He looks better in heels than any of those three wastes of space.

Specifying my other:
No one. Why do we need another Tomb Raider movie, the first 2 sucked?

They should build a time machine and go back and get the pre-motherhood Angelina Jolie.

Nearly 50% of the comments on here are asking for men. I would like to see Stephen Fry doing all this, but I would much prefer Alison Carol.

Calumon: Not Megan Fox. She's just... kinda weird.

Sean Connery, no contest.

Although if I had to choose from these three, at least Alison Carroll looks the part. They can just add the "acting skill" bit with some CGI magic and get the voice actress from Tomb Raider: Legend.

Jesus Christ, at least Jolie had some real acting chops behind her when she played the character in question... hollywood needs to stop tramps who's only skill is leaking sex tapes or having big tits.

Jessica Alba, as she looked when she had the lead role as Max in Dark Angel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Guevara).
Man, she was both hot and awesome in that show, too bad it was cancelled...

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