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When a scene opens on an idyllic setting, it's really only a matter of time until it all goes to hell. | |
its been a while since i posted here on "unskippables" great episode "Sam Gideon" is badass he uses his cigs to distracts the Russians during combat | |
MATILDAAAA. | |
lol who would have thought great ep as usual guys :) | |
"My fellow Americans - we are so screwed!" Nice one this week. | |
Wow...I got this game for Christmas xD...finished it already as it is kinda sort...enjoyed this one greatly! | |
Is 'aggression' spelled differently in Canada? | |
Does Sam sound like Christian Bale's Batman to anyone else? | |
"...To kick ass and take names, and I'm all out of...name...taking...things..." Good god, that makes five-and-a-half two-parters this year!? O_o (By the way, "aggression" is spelled with 2 g's.) | |
Nah, that's a typo. I really didn't expect space Russians... That probably means I'm too optimistic when it comes to video game stories. | |
That bold dude looks somewhat like Putin :) | |
Space Russians? Didn't see that coming. I, too, am hankering for a laserin'. | |
You know, when a guy with a giant laser threatens to wipe out a major city, your first move should not be to go on live television and tell everyone you're going to counter-attack; there's a good chance they can pick up your signal in space. | |
we are going to attack every major city on the hour with our giant "laser" | |
That one was great. One of your best unskippables i think. Already anticipating next week! | |
Don't you think we should maybe ask for more than a 100 billion dollars? 100 billion dollars isn't exactly a lot of money in these days :D | |
Don't worry, the whalers on the moon will get those damned space Russians. Everybody! We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon! | |
"Okay, that's a big moon... but the camera's in space, so I think we're okay." Wow, even doing callbacks to the 100th episode. Still made me chuckle. | |
Russians using space lasers to blow-up San Fransisco during the administration of a female president? I think Rush Limbaugh just climaxed.
Okay we'll try again | |
Really? The bad guys are Russian? *sigh* Is it too much to ask for something a little more original? | |
Next episode has a lot of us questioning the goings-on in shock and confusion. This game seems like a ton of fun but WOW does it not make much sense. | |
"My fellow Americans - we are so screwed!" I think that's my favorite line from the whole video, just cracked me up. :D Honestly though, Space Russian's? That's the best thing you could have come up with? | |
Rofl, I laughed so hard when he started speaking in the russian accent. | |
This game is awesome, but the story is a joke, regardless of cultural barriers. I remember thinking the plot twist was going to become a HUGE game-changer, but it had as much impact as the Wolfenstien '08 plot twist, except every now and then there's an ad for cigarettes. | |
YES! The dialogue in this game is already hilarious, but the plot needs some serious riffing. As for the Space Russians, who else would use a space laser to destroy San Fransisco? Space Danes? Space Belorussians? Space Micronesians? I think not. | |
I honestly feel more compelled to this futuristic fight, than Estovakia vs. Emmeria :P | |
Try the demo it is a lot of fun if a bit Gears of War. | |
When I first saw the bad guy, it looked like one of the programs from TRON had a lovechild with the bad guys from the first ST:TNG film. Hooboy, does that guy look creepy! | |
This re-affirms my theory that the only way to play games like these......is to mute the game audio, somehow speed up the cinematic and play the Benny hill theme. | |
you know what? San Fran has seen worse | |
Something smells like pork.... | |
That story is.. really.. silly.. Looks like a fun game though. Sheesh, space russians.. and why does everything look rather normal on earth yet there are hundreds of space ships sailing around earth? | |
Man, I was hoping that there would be a comment like "who spilled all this strawberry jam next to the camera" when I was watching the opening snips and it showed a hand lying in what appeared to me to be jam. It didn't look much like blood. Good episode though. Come back here birds! | |
I LOVE this game. | |
Space Giopis! "You can tell it's the future because the president is a woman instead of a black guy." | |
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