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Ay, in the very temple of Delight | |
HAHAHAHA the begining killed me i actually thought he would be quiet for the whole video xD | |
He almost had he going with that one. I wouldn't put it past him. | |
Happy holidays. | |
I'm disapointted, I want my five minutes ofsilent reverance. | |
Rather enjoyable, but the lack of the usual toss-ins during the end credits kinda of spoiled it for me. It made me think that Yahtzee only authored the first part, and then had the Imps handle the selection and inclusion of the actual quips/analogies/etc. But again, I'm willing to forgive if only because that was a refreshing change of pace. | |
There was a better quote in the SMG2 review, in my opinion. It went: "This is something we used to call an expansion pack, in which Nintendo calls, KA-CHING!" That one had me rolling the first time I heard it. | |
Instead of watching clips clumsily edited together, I spent 5 minutes in silence contemplating whether Yahtzee's videos have simply dropped in quality or if the novelty of them is starting to wear off, and either way lamenting how I'm not as big a fan of a single source of free entertainment as I used to be. Then I wondered what it would take for all his internet fans to unexpectedly and violently turn on him, like they did with MySpace. Then I wondered what the hell I was doing and scoffed a couple of Quality Streets. | |
I was hoping to hear the Sims 3's chocolate cunnalingus machine quote =[ Also, if your back in the UK... MEET UP WITH REBECCA MAYES! | |
Okay, here's my analogy: Saying Zero Punctuation is the best thing on Escapist is like saying sex is the best part of life or that orgasms are the best part of sex. It's all pretty bloody obvious, isn't it? | |
After seeing the ending, I remember why I don't read books: they're more boring than video games, and MUCH more boring than watching Zero Punctuation. | |
*Drinks to that* | |
He lets his GUN do the talking, and his gun only knows one very loud word! | |
And it sounds like this "blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" | |
Boy I sure do appreciate that yahtzee guy | |
Picked up the funny quips and I salute you for that.Especially like the "War" ones with "I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!",freaking hilarious. Anyway,Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you Mr.Croshaw and to everyone else on Escapist! | |
It's been a dry month anyway... This would make for a fun little quiz though: What ZP snark belongs with which game? | |
Only one I think is missing is Just Cause 2's "why? beats the fuck out of me!". And wasn't that one about "pink shirt? oh no, shit's getting real!" this year too? | |
Merry Christmas all!! Also have a happy New Year! May you all drink yourselves stupid. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee | |
How dare you Yahtzee trying to have a week off? Your job includes playing video games! I bet I can guess what you're doing right now! If I had your job I would never take a day off and everyday I would be doing overtime, hell screw paying me just give me another game, food and a place to sleep! Edit: Its like asking for a day off when your job is pleasing the vaginas of the supermodels we send you! Hmm...so thats what it feels like to rant like Yahtzee...oops wait forgot the vagina joke, done! /sarcasm I will admit Im a bit disappointed he didn't get to review Fable 3 before the new year | |
I would. Awesome genius. Though a good throwback to some golden moments in ZP. Loved it regardless. | |
Best clip show intro ever. I was honestly expecting that it would be just 5 minutes of watching that screen with no audio though, which would have also been funny. | |
Disappointing. | |
Crap, some of those I don't remember - now I gotta go rewatch the whole year. Yay! A Zero Punctuation Marathon while on cold medicine!! | |
You should watch last year's episode. He almost literally told us to fuck off because he was on holiday. Then reminded us that its was summer in one last middle finger to his norther hemisphere fans. | |
It was a good year, thanks for this it was entertaining. | |
Haha the video after the actual video is awesome | |
Next time you promise^Wthreaten to treat us to a five minute silence, be a man and do it. | |
I utterly prepared for a full 5 minutes of bathing in your glory, I wouldn't put it past Yahtzee at all. Some great clips I had forgotten, nice way to sum up the year, should be done more often. | |
They wait for the video to be posted, refreshing every second. And why shouldn't they?? I would have liked to just sit here and appreciate Yahtzee. He deserves it! | |
haha almost had me at the beginning. I was like "oh...okay well I'll just sit here and wait" lol | |
Don't you mean "Fucked if I know!"? That one is one of my favourites, also, shurikens and lightning and pants on head retarded. | |
I want my money back! lol jk | |
He "reviewed" it on twitter: "You want a review, here it is: Fable's never been good and 3 doesn't change anything." | |
This is kinda like the one I was praying he included too. Pretty sure there's one from the Dante's Inferno video and goes something like "'So what's the point of having two separate experience levels?' you ask. 'Well it's like my right hand on a Sunday night.' I say. 'Why is that?' you ask. 'It beats the fuck out of me!! XD'" | |
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