Daily Drop: Lard

Lard

The drop zone will be well greased for frying.

Watch Video

After that last drop, it looks like it melted a little.

image

Lard. You know it makes sense.

Oh, lard... The anti-tofu.

After seeing this, I'm more convinced than ever that no one should ever let something with those properties inside of their body.

(No, I'm not a vegetarian- just- eugghhh.)

I wondered what that was from the teaser on yesterday's episode and now that I know, it just seems odd. The second drop where it was basically thrown was amusing.
Also I think I used to have that action figure and I also did go through a destructive phase so I know how good those can break in optimal conditions. I look forward to tomorrows drop.

For some reason that me laugh uncontrollably for a few seconds.

A few things:

First, not much you could do with this one. I doubt a crowbar would have much effect. I didn't even expect lard to be dropped.

Second...

The_root_of_all_evil:
-snip-

Okay, that has to be the CREEPIEST picture I'll EVER see. There's no way I'm quoting the picture itself.

Third, the lard DID remind me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqts74xfyvc
(Edited because embedding it here was disabled)

And finally, an action figure tomorrow? Won't make any predictions, but can't wait to see how this will turn out...

ActionDan:
For some reason that me laugh uncontrollably for a few seconds.

The second drop did the same for me.

That... Was disgusting. But oh so good :-D

Wow that stuff is resilient.

YOU FAT PEACE OF... lard... oh... okay then.

I thought that was C4 at first, and I was like "Yes"

Then I saw it was lard and was like "Eh, oka."

Then I saw the last drop and was like, "I want some to play with".

Ahh what a wonderfull splutt... odd consistancy that one.

I always laugh at the musical choice associated with the object in question.

Well that looks fattening

Praise the lard and pass the actionfigurion.

Needed at least one more throw :)

Eww, now I can't eat whatever they'll be frying up on the drop floor. That action figure looks like a character from the He-man cartoon. That would look very good if hurled into a wood chipper.

Well that was just sad. ^^

Last time I saw that guy was when he stood in for the Right Honourable Roy Hattersly on Have I Got News For You. His team won, by the way. How the mighty have... fallen. :P

Lard, its awesome. That was a fun looking drop, though a little uneventful after impact but its lard and I enjoy lard.

♫ Pig lard, pig lard, what a treat, ♫
♫ A byproduct of processed meat, ♫
♫ Dipped in chocolate, ♫
♫ OH WHAT JOY! ♫
♫ I'm a jolly pig lard boy. ♫

Anyway... squishy.

That was surprisingly fulfiling, heh

They need to add fire as a part of the show, partially melted lard would have been great for a drop.

For some stupid reason, I expected it to bounce.

Hmmm, a lot of giggly than I had anticipated.

emeraldrafael:
I thought that was C4 at first, and I was like "Yes"

Then I saw it was lard and was like "Eh, oka."

Then I saw the last drop and was like, "I want some to play with".

I dunno that C4 would really be that interesting to drop...it's heck of stable.

Also, ew.

I looked almost like clay or a type of putty

and yeah Dropping C4 would be rather dull, although you could get an interesting bounce out of it.

I wonder what would happen if they dropped Graham?

Just a thought.

How about dropping a marble into a bowl of water or something?

Mmm, look at that consistency.... Deforms, but doesn't splatter.

So...appetizing...

PUT IT IN ME NAO!

The return of the Daily Splat! :-)

 

Reply to Thread

Log in or Register to Comment
Have an account? Login below:
With Facebook:Login With Facebook
or
Username:  
Password:  
  
Not registered? To sign up for an account with The Escapist:
Register With Facebook
Register With Facebook
or
Register for a free account here