de-rez: Jack Thompson The Movie

 Pages PREV 1 2 3 NEXT
 

ElArabDeMagnifico:
Ok, this really is the best one yet, I'm also glad this wasn't just a "make fun of Jack by doing a bad impression of him" kind of thing, the premise of this one really was just brilliant.

Get a better looking AK though! That thing was tiny and looked like Fisher Price made it, unless that was the point (hence the 'shooting') - then I'm sorry. :(

btw how much Gum did stride give you for this?

Booze Zombie:
Keep going guys, you're getting awesome, though you still got nothing on Yahtzee.

What are you a fanboy? Try not to turn stuff into a "yahtzee vs. [whatever]" war, especially when you just spurt something out like that, seriously, what do you even mean by "got nothing on yahtzee." - is everyone at the escapist conspiring against him or something?

I complimented the de-rez team, but said they had nothing on Yahtzee, why did I do that? Let's review: They're both on the same website, they both focus on games and they both use humor.

Gee, could I be implying Yahtzee's funnier than them but that de-rez isn't rubbish at humor, either? Doh! I should have said that! Oh, wait...

Seriously, what the hell?

Where did I mention war or any form of competition?
Too many negative thoughts floating around in your head, perhaps?
A compensatory lifestyle of insults you thought once behind you, bouncing around inside that mind of yours, ready to resurface at the slightest nudge?

You got on my ass about my comment of them not being as funny as the site's main attraction, seriously.

Hmmm... Who'll sue first: Jack or Uwe? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

In short, great film thingy.

Now, I have to wait for ZP, while waiting for Unforgotten Realms to load and stuff. Thanks, Escapist!

Melaisis:
Includes quotes which actually sound like stuff that Uwe Boll would say!

Entertainingly, the ending bit, starting at Michael Bay, was ACTUALLY SAID by Uwe Boll, as he was saying that he'd quit if a petition telling him to stop making horrible films got 1000000 signatures.

It's at around 300000 now, give or take a few 100000 or so.

KBKarma:

It's at around 300000 now, give or take a few 100000 or so.

So it's over 9000?

This was bloody brilliant, keep it up.

"They left me alone....in the dark....in the rain...with my movie"

Booze Zombie:

ElArabDeMagnifico:
Ok, this really is the best one yet, I'm also glad this wasn't just a "make fun of Jack by doing a bad impression of him" kind of thing, the premise of this one really was just brilliant.

Get a better looking AK though! That thing was tiny and looked like Fisher Price made it, unless that was the point (hence the 'shooting') - then I'm sorry. :(

btw how much Gum did stride give you for this?

Booze Zombie:
Keep going guys, you're getting awesome, though you still got nothing on Yahtzee.

What are you a fanboy? Try not to turn stuff into a "yahtzee vs. [whatever]" war, especially when you just spurt something out like that, seriously, what do you even mean by "got nothing on yahtzee." - is everyone at the escapist conspiring against him or something?

I complimented the de-rez team, but said they had nothing on Yahtzee, why did I do that? Let's review: They're both on the same website, they both focus on games and they both use humor.

Gee, could I be implying Yahtzee's funnier than them but that de-rez isn't rubbish at humor, either? Doh! I should have said that! Oh, wait...

Seriously, what the hell?

Where did I mention war or any form of competition?
Too many negative thoughts floating around in your head, perhaps?
A compensatory lifestyle of insults you thought once behind you, bouncing around inside that mind of yours, ready to resurface at the slightest nudge?

You got on my ass about my comment of them not being as funny as the site's main attraction, seriously.

That was by far the biggest over-reaction I've seen on an internet forum - it's ok to assume things on the web, but you took it too far[/i], but seriously, look at all of what you typed, you really think I could get all that from your one vague sentence?

"I am not a fucking retard like Micheal Bay, ok!?"

Great vid guys, gave me a good chuckle.

"You need us, Jack." That was great fun. Not a big fan of JT myself. :D

ElArabDeMagnifico:

That was by far the biggest over-reaction I've seen on an internet forum - it's ok to assume things on the web, but you took it too far[/i], but seriously, look at all of what you typed, you really think I could get all that from your one vague sentence?

What I'm trying to say is it seems like you jumped on my ass for a minor reason and I didn't like it.

Copter400:
Ya, good video, but more off-topic, why are Revlon advertising on the Escapist of all places?

I'm sure some of our users use lipstick.

Also, that was my favorite De-Rez episode to date. Well done!

Defo one of the best youse have made! Chin-chin fellas.

Landslide:

Copter400:
Ya, good video, but more off-topic, why are Revlon advertising on the Escapist of all places?

I'm sure some of our users use lipstick.

Games+Men= Lipstick.
Its so simple!

On topic, this vid didn't make me laugh just smile the whole way through. Plus it left me felling satisfied

This doesn't make any sense at all. If Uwe Boll had directed any of those scenes they wouldn't be anywhere near as good as they were.

Hilarious anyway.

Everytime de-rez takes a step forward it takes two steps back somewhere else. ok so this episode the editing was better and you stopped mercilessly beating the jokes but it just wasn't funnt at all. Uwe Boll is funny cos he says dumb stuff and actually BELIEVES it as does jack thompson whereas you guys are just saying dumb stuff. I can see a jack black movie if i want that kinda crap

brilliant

i came here for yat... yatz... yatttta....

that reviewer bloke.

but stay here for de-rez

finally rehistered to say that was brilliant guys.

cheers for cheering up a sad rangers fan

bounceback11:
Everytime de-rez takes a step forward it takes two steps back somewhere else. ok so this episode the editing was better and you stopped mercilessly beating the jokes but it just wasn't funnt at all. Uwe Boll is funny cos he says dumb stuff and actually BELIEVES it as does jack thompson whereas you guys are just saying dumb stuff. I can see a jack black movie if i want that kinda crap

Just saying dumb stuff? It seems like you've missed the whole point man, this is a parody - just in case you forgot.

As Jack Thompson would say, "Damn..."

BEST DE-REZ YET OMG!

<3 The phil. Hate to say it but there were only a few bits that made me giggle. Will be tuning in for the next episode in hope of a few more chuckles ^.^

gotta admit it was good but i prefered the resi-evil 1.... anywho, love the videos keep em comin!!!!

yahtzee fans may hate me 4 sayin this but i prefer this to zero punctuation

everyone's entitled to their opinion, plus that's the reason that the escapist have two different styles on board because different things appeal to different people so hopefully by looking around, everyone will find something that appeals.

& some, like me, love them both!

yay! :D

Jack Sheehan:
'And they left me Alone....in the Dark.'

... In the rain...

Excellent, that ending made me crack up too. Nicely done all around.

ITS THE SAME PLASTIC AK FROM RESIDENT EVIL! :O

De-Rez pwns Postal.

I have to disagree with the rest of the mindless fanboys. The Jack portions were good, but the sections with Uwe Boll kinda detracted from the whole thing. Generally, the scripting for those scenes was fairly loose and having him talk about how awesome he was didn't add anything. I'd say if you had have made the whole thing about scenes from the movie, and kept the same level of scripting and action, then it would have been far better.

I'd love to see you redo this one day like that. There can be action! Adventure! Sad love! Buddy cop fun!

I really like the music during the Jack Thompson thingy that plays after movies on this site - does anyone know the artist/track name? Especially the heavy rock bit right at the end. Thanks beforehand :)

loved it the ending was fantastic

Nerdfury:
I have to disagree with the rest of the mindless fanboys. The Jack portions were good, but the sections with Uwe Boll kinda detracted from the whole thing. Generally, the scripting for those scenes was fairly loose and having him talk about how awesome he was didn't add anything. I'd say if you had have made the whole thing about scenes from the movie, and kept the same level of scripting and action, then it would have been far better.

I'd love to see you redo this one day like that. There can be action! Adventure! Sad love! Buddy cop fun!

I found those funny because most of the stuff are things he has actually said ^^ Humor by recognition!

I found this episode funny because Uwe Boll was taken the piss out of! Jack Thompson movie with the bits form jack thompson were the Uwe Boll standard of shittiness but they were just so funny because de-rez is so much better! I mean they make an excellent attempt to piss Uwe Boll off and they made us all laugh and most of the things said were stuff that was actually said. Bloody excellent that episode of de-rez was!

That has to be the single greatest Jack Thompson (and Uwe Boll) parody on the internet to date. I give kudos to the De-Rez guys for this! =D

Immense respect needs to be given for the brilliant portrayal of the standard in mediocrity, Uwe Boll. This episode is hands down the funniest and most imaginative that I have seen so far.

The ending was the best part.

Lol! I always wanted to see a parody like this, but never thought anyone would make one.

Can you do "Uwe Boll" the movie, as directed by Micheal Bay, Woody Allen, or Ed Wodd? XD

I want to recompile all the bits from the "movie" and make a real one! This would make such an epic movie.

I miss De-Rez....

 Pages PREV 1 2 3 NEXT

Reply to Thread

Log in or Register to Comment
Have an account? Login below:
With Facebook:Login With Facebook
or
Username:  
Password:  
  
Not registered? To sign up for an account with The Escapist:
Register With Facebook
Register With Facebook
or
Register for a free account here