funny, I just sold some imaginary cards on steam for 10p
that was way less effort than this!
lol Merchandising is hard.
It was ok. If I can offer some constructive feedback, I would suggest working on your timing a little. There is a great alt-comedy vibe in places, but some jokes are just dragged out a little too long past their sell-by (the gaffer tape wrap gag for instance.)
Keep at it though.