April Is National Poetry Month

Apologies to the UK where it is observed in October.

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Oh how I would enjoy meeting you, with a scalpel behind my back and a hacksaw in my flowers. I would unlock all of your secrets and place your body next to all the others I found.

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Oh how I would enjoy meeting you, with a scalpel behind my back and a hacksaw in my flowers. I would unlock all of your secrets and place your body next to all the others I found.

You don't sound like all those other scientists.
Your romantic proposal suffuses my hydraulic system with a warm, comforting fluid.
I must warn you that my severed limbs will regenerate fully formed individuals given time.
Each would desperately compete for your obvious affections.

At some point reading the comic I imagined the alien rapping and it made the whole thing much better.

So from now on April is Rap Month.

Nick Lerman:
You don't sound like all those other scientists.
Your romantic proposal suffuses my hydraulic system with a warm, comforting fluid.
I must warn you that my severed limbs will regenerate fully formed individuals given time.
Each would desperately compete for your obvious affections.

If those rumors about nutrient absorption are true I would much rather stick those limbs onto me. With any luck I will absorb all your powers and turn into a tree!

Eloquence most rare,
Lies in this cosmic excerpt,
That disconcert blooms :/