Movie Defense Force: Double Dragon - The Warriors Wishes It Was This Good

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Ssssssssooooo.... is there a second April Fools type day that I'm not aware of?

there is a double dragon arcade game IN the movie....
Its so meta

Jim, that's not really defending the movie, is it?
That is simply listing things out of context and claiming they are good.

I can do the same thing with bowel cancer.

Why not let it grow big? You will start to look like an african hunger baby, and who wouldn't want that? Maybe Madonna will even adopt you!
Everyone wants a six pack! Why not mould your growth and try to achieve a 16 pack! You'll be the envy of everyone at the gym!

Yeah, not really working is it.....

Thank god for Jim! ...wait, wrong series.

Jim, you have opened my eyes and my mind into a new world. Never before have I seen that such a movie can touch my heart - nay, my very soul - like this one has. In a time of confusion and hopelessness, you are the prophet to enlightenment.

(diggin' the voice acting chops on display here dude, well done!)

I know this movie and i haven't watched the episode. But Jim, i really wonder how this movie can be defended.

Edit:
Okay..... My interpretation would be even you thought this is not defendable. I concur.

geier:
I know this movie and i haven't watched the episode. But Jim, i really wonder how this movie can be defended.

Edit:
Okay..... My interpretation would be even you thought this is not defendable. I concur.

Ahem... Alyssa Milano. Mohawk. Fatsuit. Spinach. Random Zombie. Fiery Lake. I believe I already covered this?

Let's PLEASE take this seriously, people. The movie deserves it.

That was great.

No serious. Most I've laughed in quite some time. I don't think i've heard Dead-pan Jim before. He tries sometimes on his podcast but cracks up halfway through when Holmes does the straight-man thing.

More please. If it doesn't get old.

'Double Dragon is the most emotionally rewarding movie of the ninties'

Jim, you had me with that phrase alone.

Thank God for you sir.

Flunk:
Who is Bimmy? THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL NAME!

P.S. Demolition Man isn't a bad movie, but it has problems. Writing isn't really one of them, but acting and execution sure are.

Haha, that part cracked me up. xD
I wonder if Jim knew this from playing the game or from the AVGN.

I've always thought the Double Dragon movie is one of the best examples of "so bad it's good". The Dead or Alive movie is also in the same category.

Are the Escapist going to change the schedule to match reality, or is Movie Defense Force just going to be posted randomly late from now on?

leviadragon99:
Ssssssssooooo.... is there a second April Fools type day that I'm not aware of?

Yeah, this is where they MAY fool you again.

Neck Testicles...I suppose he could impregnate a woman with cunnilingus.

Did I miss something here? Some kind of inside joke... I don't get it...

Oh my god. Someone else knows that The Crow:Wicked Prayer exists. I thought I was alone and manifest it in a fever dream while torn between flu medication making me see stuff and having Dogma and Angel playing at the same time. Really why do people give the ... I was about to say third movie, but I just found out that Crow: Salvation is actually the fourth, despite no one, even myself till half an hour ago or so, knowing that The Crow: Stairway to Heaven existing...

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