The Pickup Artist

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The Pickup Artist

Transported in a box? Digital only?

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Ummm...Free to play?

EDIT: Holy bejesus i just realised early access could imply that he likes underage grillz.

Brilliant. The final panel was just comedy gold.


Incredibly violent?
Overly obsessed with appearances?
Released in chunks over an extended period of time?

First-Person Shooter?

No wait!


how about online only?

Always online.
(that means she is on her phone all the time)

DRM Free?

Edit: Turn Based!

Only suitable for ages 18 or over?

Maybe he's into RPG's?

Packed with over-priced DLC?

Man, this joke is gold! The punchlines are endless.

>Borrowed from a friend?
>In working condition?
>Sponsored by Doritos and Mountain Dew?
>With a $30 trade value?
>Created by Tim Schafer?
>Packaged with a manual?
>Co-op with a buddy?

Okay, I'm done.


Not two-dimensional?

Has low requirements?

Dumbs things down for you?

Someone your mum disapproves of?


Bug free?


No wait!


Featuring addons?

Edit: Mobile?
Featuring lots of Koreans?
Better with mods?

Played with for a few weeks and then finished? Then realizing that the one before it was better?

Lol the joke keeps writing itself. XD

I don't want to know how Open World with modding tools is going to fit in this context. :D

Rated T for teen?

I was somehow expecting a guy giving a pick-up truck an extreme makeover. This will do for now.

There really id a lot more possibilities

- Playable with one hand ?
- Offers a great variety of hats ?
- Delayed ?
- Plug-n-play ?
- Kickstarted ?
- Developed by a multicultural team of various faiths and beliefs ?
- Reviewed by Yahtzee ?
- Used ?
- Offers hundreds of hours of gameplay ?

Including a good soundtrack?
With lots of moral choices that ultimately mean nothing?
With countless, near-identical sequels?
With an overly long tutorial?
Real time strategy?

Uh... with a hole you can put your dick in? I think I'm out...

Imre Csete:
I don't want to know how Open World with modding tools is going to fit in this context. :D

Lets you walk all over him/her and provides easy access to nudity. :P

early-access... is that promoting child abuse ? XD
Man, I was already against the practice before but this is just lighting it in a whole new way...


- Reviewed by Yahtzee ?

More like abused by Yahtzee.



Unusable without top-of-the-line hardware.

No power in the 'verse can stop her joke-combo.

With a 7-year lifespan?

... Full of quick time events.

::drops mic, leaves::

It's been a while since I've laughed so hard at a comic. Thanks for that! :)

Obscenely bloody?
Can bend in hilarious positions like a ragdoll?

Comedic gold, just what I needed to take my mind of things.

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