Unskippable: Asura's Wrath, Part 1 - Unleash the Fury of Quick Time Events!

Asura's Wrath, Part 1 - Unleash the Fury of Quick Time Events!

There's a lot of anger in this game. Maybe Asura should take a minute and relax?

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Wow, that battle seemed really one sided.

They could just skip the gameplay, and make an entire play through with only the cutscenes and no one would be the wiser... That game has an even worst ratio of gameplay/cutscene than MGS 4. Luckily, most of them are awesome.

Punching the planets is such a cliche :P.

All i can think of now is "Yesss Adam Yesssssssss"

That was weird, but fun.

The thing you have to realize is that Asura and co are clearly aliens with space travel technology. I can only assume that either they caused the impure beasties in the first place, or they want to rule Earth and the beasties are in the way.

This isn't even like half as crazy as the game eventually becomes..

Do I remember it wrong, or is this that game where one of the bosses is so big his fingers are the size of several earths?

Roofstone:
This isn't even like half as crazy as the game eventually becomes..

Do I remember it wrong, or is this that game where one of the bosses is so big his fingers are the size of several earths?

No, his finger is "just" the size of a continent.

Or were you referring to the boss so big he has Galaxies orbiting around him? Because I guess their finger would technically be the size of several earths, but that boss doesn't really attack you physically so it may not count.

Aeshi:

Roofstone:
This isn't even like half as crazy as the game eventually becomes..

Do I remember it wrong, or is this that game where one of the bosses is so big his fingers are the size of several earths?

No, his finger is "just" the size of a continent.

Or were you referring to the boss so big he has Galaxies orbiting around him? Because I guess their finger would technically be the size of several earths, but that boss doesn't really attack you physically so it may not count.

Oh.. It was just the size of a continent?

...Meh.

"Yeeeees Unskippable yeeeeeeees. You're doing it!"

You honestly could riff on this game from beginning to end. It's really up for debate whether the cutscenes ever really stop or if the game is one big, awesome cutscene.

Pretty messy fight but it could have been worse.

They could have made "Asura's Lust".

The dude with giant fists seems impressive, but then you realise that there's a dude kicking things to death with normally proportioned feet.

Roofstone:

Aeshi:

Roofstone:
This isn't even like half as crazy as the game eventually becomes..

Do I remember it wrong, or is this that game where one of the bosses is so big his fingers are the size of several earths?

No, his finger is "just" the size of a continent.

Or were you referring to the boss so big he has Galaxies orbiting around him? Because I guess their finger would technically be the size of several earths, but that boss doesn't really attack you physically so it may not count.

Oh.. It was just the size of a continent?

...Meh.

I am now thinking of a Gurren Laggan video game with THAT for a boss fight. AH, fuck it, there SHOULD be a Gurren Laggan game!

OT: What. The fuck. Did I just watch? Oh Capcom, you crazy kids.

captcha: Rugged and Capable. And armor plated and incredibly strong. Am I talking about Ford pick-up trucks or the cast of Asura's Wrath?

"The most Impure a human could get, would be like, a couple of thousand"...

Yeah, maybe before Internet Porn and Rule 34, guys :P

CAPTCHA seems as random as that battle; "had me at hello".

Graham seems really sad that there is a part two.
Also, we have a superior power attacking the "impure" with religious fervor, being promised an eternity in paradise by a priestess of a god emperor?
Uhm, ok.

Aerotrain:
"Yeeeees Unskippable yeeeeeeees. You're doing it!"

You honestly could riff on this game from beginning to end. It's really up for debate whether the cutscenes ever really stop or if the game is one big, awesome cutscene.

Yeah, this game is basically like watching an anime,except you occasionally need to mash buttons.

I want to see Asura's Gluttony, myself.

Roofstone:
This isn't even like half as crazy as the game eventually becomes..

Do I remember it wrong, or is this that game where one of the bosses is so big his fingers are the size of several earths?

Yeah and even then it gets crazier than THAT. At one point the earth gets impaled with a katana, at another you have a hot tub scene complete with promps to splash buxom ladies. Not to mention the point where literal planets and suns get fired at you! S**ts off the hook.

Zachary Amaranth:
I want to see Asura's Gluttony, myself.

You don't even wanna KNOW what happens in Asura's Lust.

I'm confused. What's with all the bookahs and why isn't there even a single krewe in the first cutscene? This game makes no sense.

Mr Companion:

Zachary Amaranth:
I want to see Asura's Gluttony, myself.

You don't even wanna KNOW what happens in Asura's Lust.

I hear the numbers take on a whole new meaning.

Huh, okay then, I hope the gohma have more than those squid things and the spike-ships, otherwise this battle may drag on for a while, but it doesn't look like it'll be that tense.

1. I thought that Gooma was a Zelda boss.
2. Is'n't Azura's Wrath a WoW expansion?

If you think that was crazy, you guys should see what happens during and directly following Asura's Bath.

How many parts are we talking here? 'cause the WHOLE GAME is a cutscene.

 

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