Metal Gear Solid: Priorities

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He chose wisely.

A dog will never turn out to be a double agent is all i'm saying... christ, that's a depressing twist for a war story.

PunkRex:
A dog will never turn out to be a double agent is all i'm saying... christ, that's a depressing twist for a war story.

*coughs blood*
But why, Freckles? I gave you everything; a home, friends, a purpose in life, belly scratches... Why throw that all away?"
"Bark bark, woof." *gunshot*

Thunderous Cacophony:

PunkRex:
A dog will never turn out to be a double agent is all i'm saying... christ, that's a depressing twist for a war story.

*coughs blood*
But why, Freckles? I gave you everything; a home, friends, a purpose in life, belly scratches... Why throw that all away?"
"Bark bark, woof." *gunshot*

stop spoiling !!!

Why can I only choose one?

Unfair contest. Give her a sexy eyepatch and see what happens.

Does the dog actually have an eye-patch, or did they just add it for dramatic effect? I'd usually go for the girl, but the eye-patch makes the dog really badass.

Eh, if you are what people like saying furries are, not such a hard choice...

I'm must say, this has to be the cutest box i've ever seen.

Doom972:
Does the dog actually have an eye-patch, or did they just add it for dramatic effect? I'd usually go for the girl, but the eye-patch makes the dog really badass.

Sometimes there's a bond between man and beast that not all people approve of...

I speak, of course, of pet accessories.

I'm not one of the people that are terribly up in arms about Quiet's design, but...

That fucking dog, man. The choice is kind of obvious here.

Hang on, her name is Quiet? Quiet?!

As in, she's not a very good stealth agent, ranking way below Silent but slightly above Marching Band?

Doom972:
Does the dog actually have an eye-patch, or did they just add it for dramatic effect? I'd usually go for the girl, but the eye-patch makes the dog really badass.

Well, here's an image of the diamond dog.

Honestly, the whole thing is just adorable beyond words. Far more fulfilling than Nintendogs when you raise him, take him for walks, and rides. The better realized obedience training options are a nice perk too.

So there is this fan theory going on about who Quiet is and why she is dressed like that.

This has Ground Zeroes spoilers so be warned.

FUCK YEAH, DOGS!

image

Wait, there was a girl? I was too busy broing up with my dog to notice. I'm sure she's okay.

ANYWAY, YEAH DOGS!

wow that dog looks awesome, he has an eye patch and everything! so now Raiden has Blade Wolf and Boss has a dog with a patch... Raiden is Big Boss!

canadamus_prime:
Why can I only choose one?

Choose Sergeant Pugsley and get both!

Pre-order now!

Looks like someone forgot her eyepatch.

PunkRex:
A dog will never turn out to be a double agent is all i'm saying... christ, that's a depressing twist for a war story.

You know, Revenge of the Sith would be so much better if Anakin was a dog.

"You were the chosen one! You were supposed to be man's best friend!"

So to pick between a Sniper and a Wolf

So does that dog have one eye or both with just an eyepatch for dramatic lulz? Or is there a laser behind his patch? Or is it like the one that Zaraki Kenpachi (Bleach) has if so... then well fuck just send the dog and watch him wreck everything and anyone in sight and beyond :D

Captcha: Too many secrets
Indeed what is behind that patch D:

Lesson 1: You can't be Solid Snake's buddy if you don't wear an eyepatch!
Lesson 2: Gravity time!

"I'm sure there's a perfectly compelling reason for Quiet looking like she just came off the Casting Couch set"

Same reason for Raiden doing cartwheels naked.

Marik2:
So there is this fan theory going on about who Quiet is and why she is dressed like that.

This has Ground Zeroes spoilers so be warned.

Oh, sure, because a girl dressed like a skank can't just be a girl dressed like a skank like in real life. Not sure you can call a theory a spoiler.

So she's some kind of Mystique shapeshifter sniper camouflage skin superhuman?
Like The End?
And that's why she has to show so much skin, right?
Right?

Well dang, I....I don't know what to say. That dog should be in any game, ever.

Grahav:
"I'm sure there's a perfectly compelling reason for Quiet looking like she just came off the Casting Couch set"

Same reason for Raiden doing cartwheels naked.

There actually was a reason for that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-2YuPGYabw&list=PLgdySZU6KUXJKxLcNFGLe2XvmIXMD2QsA

Piorn:
So she's some kind of Mystique shapeshifter sniper camouflage skin superhuman?
Like The End?
And that's why she has to show so much skin, right?
Right?

I like to think she is quite the masochist and gets off on stones and thorns digging into her legs and belly. Lying in wait like that for a couple of hours has got to hurt.

Marik2:
So there is this fan theory going on about who Quiet is and why she is dressed like that.

This has Ground Zeroes spoilers so be warned.

Debunked multiple times by Kojima. To be honest, I hope he doesn't even make an appearance. Terrible character.

I'd question why the dog has an eyepatch... but I'm awed a how awesome that is! Also, what the hell is with Quiet's outfit? Is she going on a secret mission or to the gym? Is having a female character wear something appropriate for the situation too much to ask? (Probably...)

Counterpoint: With permadeath taking D.D. with you might be too risky, and Quite makes for perfectly good bullet fodder otherwise.

What's "Casting Couch"? Some kind of porno?

Zachary Amaranth:

PunkRex:
A dog will never turn out to be a double agent is all i'm saying... christ, that's a depressing twist for a war story.

You know, Revenge of the Sith would be so much better if Anakin was a dog.

"You were the chosen one! You were supposed to be man's best friend!"

Well, the love story element wouldn't have been so forgettable, I guess.

thaluikhain:

Zachary Amaranth:

PunkRex:
A dog will never turn out to be a double agent is all i'm saying... christ, that's a depressing twist for a war story.

You know, Revenge of the Sith would be so much better if Anakin was a dog.

"You were the chosen one! You were supposed to be man's best friend!"

Well, the love story element wouldn't have been so forgettable, I guess.

But then, who would deliver the brilliant lines about Padme's skin and sand? Shakespeare couldn't have written that!

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