Unskippable: Asura's Wrath, Part 3 - Exercising the Right to Bare Arms

THAT was the just prologue??? That was insane!

Oh PLEASE Do a Part 4, just up until Actual Gameplay starts happening then you can stop.
this episode was easily the best, you guys got me signing into my Forever Old Account for this
please?

canadamus_prime:
THAT was the just prologue??? That was insane!

Ohh... believe me, it makes total sense that is the prologue.
Compared to the later episodes, it looks rather tame.

Three episodes? This has the potential to rival their Metal Gear Solid series. Come on Graham & Paul, don't let the wrath die out so easily. Think of kittens covered in spikes!

Kinda off-topic, but I never realized just how much Deus looks like Ganondorf until now :p

Am I the only one thinking this is a good candidate for a Let's Play?

"Press X to flex!"
Bwahahaha!!!
Anyways, you guys listened to my request to do part 3!!!
Or did not read it... BUT still did it, yayyyyy!!!!! :D

And then there is this...

gunpowder_saint:
Oh PLEASE Do a Part 4, just up until Actual Gameplay starts happening then you can stop.
this episode was easily the best, you guys got me signing into my Forever Old Account for this
please?

and this. ;-) ;-) ;-)

Three episodes? This has the potential to rival their Metal Gear Solid series. Come on Graham & Paul, don't let the wrath die out so easily. Think of kittens covered in spikes!

In other words; moar please!
I've been really good, and you know you guys want to!
Especially Graham.

Oh no. No. I see Metal Gear has been evoked.

Do not go down that dark path.

008Zulu:
Three episodes? This has the potential to rival their Metal Gear Solid series. Come on Graham & Paul, don't let the wrath die out so easily. Think of kittens covered in spikes!

That... makes... me... wrathful...

Also, now I really want to design a magic item for my D&D campaign that lets you turn your two arms into six, but they can only be used for mega-punches. Flurry of Blows just got dangerous.

ofcourse he needs 8 generals division of labor

1 for being creepy/disturbing
1 for being old (damn respect for the elderly)
1 for being female (damn equality laws)
1 for scheming and yelling at people to fire the laser

oh... and 4 to do the actual fighting

So this is THE definitive greatest game ever made, right?
The prologue makes God of War feel like Gone Home in terms of scale and impact.

I'm afraid to look up a gameplay footage because I'm reasonably certain my brain will experience sensory overload to the point of simply shutting down permanently.

What. The Hell. Was THAT? Graham, I do not envy you your job now, since I had no idea there was MORE of this insanity. If I hear you or Paul say, "What the fuck?!", that's when I know you've reached your limit on ridiculousness.

ravensshade:
ofcourse he needs 8 generals division of labor

1 for being creepy/disturbing
1 for being old (damn respect for the elderly)
1 for being female (damn equality laws)
1 for scheming and yelling at people to fire the laser

oh... and 4 to do the actual fighting

Those 4 generals may as well have wore signs on their heads saying "Hello, I will be a boss fight later after the inevitable betrayal "twist" in the middle."

captcha: Rugged and Capable
Strangely enough, those words describe Asura pretty well.

Darth_Payn:

Those 4 generals may as well have wore signs on their heads saying "Hello, I will be a boss fight later after the inevitable betrayal "twist" in the middle."

The game that broke Graham and Paul's wills...wow...

KEEP GOING YOU PANSIES!

You don't even know how deep this rabbit hole goes!

@Aeshi:
I know, right?! I thought they would make a joke about that for sure...

@Paul and Graham:
I hardly every write comments, but I *must* request a part four. This is just too rich!

what's wrong with their eyes? It's really disturbing...

hermes200:

canadamus_prime:
THAT was the just prologue??? That was insane!

Ohh... believe me, it makes total sense that is the prologue.
Compared to the later episodes, it looks rather tame.

How? They're already getting into Gurren Lagen levels of ridiculous.

canadamus_prime:

hermes200:

canadamus_prime:
THAT was the just prologue??? That was insane!

Ohh... believe me, it makes total sense that is the prologue.
Compared to the later episodes, it looks rather tame.

How? They're already getting into Gurren Lagen levels of ridiculous.

-Asura splits the moon in two

-Asura makes a tornado with his breath

-Asura punches God

-Asura boils the ocean

2 of these things I made up and the other 2 are things that actually happen in the games. Can you guess whats real?

@Dickdatduck: I'm guessing splitting the moon and punching God.

I'm thinking this game was created out of a drunken bar bet.

"Oh yeah, well I bet you can't make the game do this!!!"

"OH!!! I WILL!! Then I'll make it 2x even more insane!!"

"2x?? Bah, that's weak!"

"Fine! 100x!!!!"

canadamus_prime:
@Dickdatduck: I'm guessing splitting the moon and punching God.

"She'll discover her inner anger eventually"
You have no idea of the wrath that your daughters can unleash, especially if they look all cute and stuff.

More arms are just better by the way, that's scientifically proven. I don't have to tell YOU guys about clownspiders.

gunpowder_saint:
Oh PLEASE Do a Part 4, just up until Actual Gameplay starts happening then you can stop.

Are you sure actual gameplay wasn't already happening? Maybe the entire game is made up of cutscenes with quicktime events.

canadamus_prime:

hermes200:

canadamus_prime:
THAT was the just prologue??? That was insane!

Ohh... believe me, it makes total sense that is the prologue.
Compared to the later episodes, it looks rather tame.

How? They're already getting into Gurren Lagen levels of ridiculous.

Ok, some examples below, but I still strongly suggest you to play the game (or, at least, watch a Lets Play). It is great. Some of them are in the demo, so you should at least try that...

gunpowder_saint:
Oh PLEASE Do a Part 4

NO. JUST NO.

After Dead Rising 2, Atelier Meruru, The Last of Us, and especially THIS game, Graham and Paul should not have to do three-parters EVER AGAIN.

(Jesus fuck, that took me a while to type up...)

Please keep this going. the insanity is oddly gratifying

 

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