Feed Dump: Crafting with Skeletons

Crafting with Skeletons

When life gives you skeletons, sternly ask where life got them.

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I'm worried for Graham's safety if he stays in the room as Kathleen and Tally when they're 'decorating'. If we don't win the bid to buy that town, I say we channel the money into hiring Beej to act as bodyguard; we can buy him a big stick.

Quoting Ozymandias? Interesting choice, Kath...

Thunderous Cacophony:
I'm worried for Graham's safety if he stays in the room as Kathleen and Tally when they're 'decorating'.

o_o;; Seconded. BTW...being a fanfiction writer makes this even more scary as the ideas for at least three Creepypastas formed in my mind while watching that bit.

Oh, and Tally? *points to corner* Corner...now...for those bad cockfighting puns.

God...SimCity, Animal Crossing, Mad Max... *collapses* Too...many...references...from...buy a city...story...

And now...for some reason I want to do an Ackbar and Jeff/MLP joke with that DashFez...

Hey, let's get a Kickstarter going and buy that tow-oh wait, it's already been sold.

Damn.

Why would you use toddler skulls for decoration? They are so small and way too soft. And there's no challange getting them! Heavyweight boxing champion's skull is where it's at. Step up you game, Kathleen. I like the lipstick, though.

Where's the point in buying a town, when you don't get the inhabitants as well? I need those for... reasons... And why would you buy a town anyway? Call me oldfashioned, but if you can't sack it, you don't deserve it.

Also: I want that Rainbow Dash fez.

:0 Graham!

You said...

xD I don't think it's wise to mess with Kathleen right now. That lipstick is fresh. ;p

Though, she couldn't use Halloween decorations as an excuse for the new Graham sized skeleton in the yard anymore, so maybe you're good. :D

Anyway, great show. The Corpse Crafts show part was killer. ;D

Urh:
Hey, let's get a Kickstarter going and buy that tow-oh wait, it's already been sold.

Damn.

This is so beautiful!

Wearing that fez will make you fly to your destination in 20 second flat and have the ability to create a sonic rainboom!!

Kathleen, I'm glad you asked.
Yes, every single time.
Sometimes it's disappointment though

The auction is closed, and Johnsonville, CT, evidently sold for USD$1.9 million:

http://www.connecticutmag.com/Blog/Connecticut-Today/October-2014/Sold-Connecticuts-Ghost-Town-Johnsonville-Draws-High-Bid-of-19-Million-in-Online-Auction/

Evidently this otherwise picturesque town has been standing around for decades waiting for someone to figure out what to do with it.

With so many years of neglect, almost certainly most of the structures are infested with mold, and will need to be torn down.

Graham was outgunned by the couch this week. Its dangerous putting those two together.

Tally is just too damn appealing to me. I need a clone. NEED a clone.

Need.

captcha: Dalek Asylum. Sounds like a good place for a first date no?

Aaaaah, Kathleen could go with her dark side (instead of her not so dark side) today!
Don't know if the lipstick was the key for that; her face also looked really white! But ok, with the common cold... ;)

What would you use it for? Shoot a film there and blow it up? A resort for rich people or a religious organisation?

Why yes, you do notice the first time someone wears makeup who normally does not make a big thing about it.

In other news, this happened in Australia. http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2014/nov/03/australian-man-drives-plane-down-main-street-drink-pub Not really that big a thing since without the wings it would be quite stable. Most people would know better than to walk into the giant propeller of death. There are some towns in the outback where you just land on the nearby road. Birdsville has a full sized airport these days due to the number of people coming in for the races.

I hate to be that one person who seems to point out a useless factoid, but you can only get three michilin stars on a resturaunt, not 4. Unless they changed it recently. One star is considered hard enough to get while three is considered to be some of the world best.

Food nerd hat off.

Great episode though.

Why would you compost all the organic parts when you can use them to attract animals? Just using human bones all the time doesn't allow for a lot of variety.

Why would anyone stop watching Graham? It's not as if they have to make their skeleton decorations right this second.

I think a crown is fitting for anyone wanting to buy an entire town.

I kind of want to know how prosperous Kathleens Nuclear Nightmare Ring is on Sim City.

Tim Chuma:
What would you use [the town] for? Shoot a film there and blow it up? A resort for rich people or a religious organisation?

Apparently its previous owner tried turning the entire town into a resort, but didn't succeed. I conclude that he didn't try hard enough.

Clearly, the Disney Corporation needs to buy the place and turn it into AmericaLand, a full-service resort just dripping with impossibly clean and tidy Rockwellian Americana. Generic Christian church services every morning at 07:30, followed by breakfast at 08:00 featuring fresh butter made from the cow milked that very morning. Every afternoon, there's paper boat races in the river for the kids. Homestyle dinner is served every evening at 18:30 sharp (better finish your peas), followed by an ice cream social at the old mill.

...Oh, and there's comprehensive, unblinking surveillance and security everywhere. 'Cause it's a Disney property.

Kathleen is gonna have trouble finding a four star restaurant anywhere because the Guide Michelin only awards a maximum of three stars so there are no restaurants with four Guide Michelin stars.

I think that was the best FD I've ever seen. Every single word that came out of everyone's mouth was comedy genius.

I had to Google "bunting".

...I'm still confused beyond words.

WWmelb:
Tally is just too damn appealing to me. I need a clone. NEED a clone.

Need.

captcha: Dalek Asylum. Sounds like a good place for a first date no?

Tally is the best feed dump guest

Well that was just a wonder to behold! When you let Kathleen's inner evil out it makes for some good Feed Dump & the mix of Tally in there just makes it better

-M

I say we petition Hollywood to purchase the land so all their city-destroying funtimes can be shot with practical effects (over and over again!) instead of CGI.

I believe Alex would have a problem with this episode

Oh my God, Tally is so awesome at creepy arts and crafts show host.

Too good, in fact.

I'm terrified.

 

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