Feed Dump: Help a Dumb | |
Get your nice juicy New York City rat here! Side of free mace.
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Infinity is not a number it is a concept! I'm gonna go with the hivemind of one superintelligent rat with trillions of bodies. Hmm. I suppose the reflect spell wouldn't do for anti-mace since it's not magic since, well, magic doesn't exist. Maybe a swift wind generator might work for macebacks. | |
Ha I cant go watch desert bus as I am watching it simultaneously. Also Alex I am disappointed in you, two full mags in a movie theaters and no mention of a silencer, that is just inconsiderate. Good job this week guys | |
Quarter the rat longitudinally - rat butt for everyone! | |
Who would quarter a rat like that? One cut head to tail, second side to side, just like chicken! Everyone gets one limb and either half a face or half a tail - everyone is happy! | |
Well played Alex, www.rocketsmear.com redirects to Desert Bus. | |
Return of the news rhyme! It's been quite a while. Rat-Kings are the best non-fictional monstrosity. Would the carpet-like rat mass just be a moving warm carpet that squeaks when you step on it? apart from the random eyeballs, that would be quite charming. I think that a tazer would be a better option for theater-texters. It's far quieter than a gun and doesn't interrupt the movie with a murder investigation. In any case, a tactical reload shouldn't be needed as the texter should have stopped after the first mag. If I manage to get 4 people together, can we just have the entire rat? Stuffed rats just look so much better without most of it being covered in stitches. | |
Rat Mass... The great Rat Carpet. Vomit vomit vomit! Alex, you are just a treat. :) | |
So... you have images now? Is that a one time special deal or the new benchmark for the series? ;) | |
The best part about getting the hind quarter of a rat is that you can give a rat's ass in the most literal sense. | |
Well, rat butt for 1/2 the people, which is still more than we had before. Plus, this way Kate can get a piece with a bit of face and enjoy her million vomits. | |
Wait, IT WAS ALEX! | |
Anyone know Alex's Twitter handle? I feel like I should have him in my list of follows. | |
You'll find him under @alexsteacy OT: I've seen enough of Alex's streams to know he thought of using that song for the Help a Dumb thing | |
Much appreciated friend. :) | |
Why so much rat hate? Rats are awesome, okay? | |
It's not the eyeballs you need to worry about with a writhing carpet of rats ... it's the many small mouths filled with sharp, biting teeth. | |
People texting in theatre? Don't get maced by them, hit them with a mace instead! None of that obnoxious screaming or gunfire noise! Just don't get any shattered skull fragments in your eyes! | |
Plus the added bonus of frying the offender's phone ... that'll learn them | |
When you guys are fifty you'll be denying your own names to keep from being recognized for these videos. | |
Feed Dump is Pre-Recorded? My world is shattered! Commodore Hustle is still live, right? Hey, Kate's not interested in her rat quarter. Does that mean she literally doesn't give a rat's
Damn it! | |
You think they're using their real names now? PFfft. Kathleen's is [redacted]. Dammit! Who's censoring my posts? | |
If Kate is not interested in her rat quarter than she does give a rat (or at lease a 1/4 of one) | |