Feed Dump: Free Porn, Expensive Fries.

Free Porn, Expensive Fries.

Paying for Japanese French fries is no joke. So jerk responsibly this winter.

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Hilarious as always and how can anyone like fries from McDonald's that much.

Now I really feel urge to buy a pack of fries and stomp it
Take that Japan, you maybe have [insert anime stereotype here], but we have the fries
Me-1, Japan-... a lot more
Yeah, I'm still losing this game, but at least I'm degreasing difference

I always jerk responsibly.

Cam and Serge are a dangerous combination. And evil. I'm loving it.

Bada bap ba daaaaa....

Also, Kathleen looks awesome in a mustache.

Man, Cam killed it with those fries.

RIP in peace, me, died of a laugh overdose and arteries clogged by McDonald's oil salt licks.

Who knew eating fries out of spite would, to me, feel like ordering a DVD of a school play only to have it be a copy of a porno involving jerking and driving?

Now, I'm hungry for fries porn beef jerky for some reason...

Once again, another title that makes me scared that my boss is going to walk by if I don't scroll the screen down fast enough. Haha, you guys are the worst when it comes to titles. But in a good way.

Was the cut to black an indication that he died? D:

NOT CAM!

Fries speakeasies...

And they should ship fries through Vancouver. =P

Redlin5:
Was the cut to black an indication that he died? D:

I think it was an indication that Kathleen knew that Cam had broken people, and was giving them time to recompose.

A shortage of McDonald's fries is not related to a shortage of potatoes?
Who would have fucking guessed?

If McDonald's fries are made out of potatoes I'm the King of Idaho.

My cousin was actually one of the many who worked on that 'don't jerk and drive' thing. The double entendre was entirely intentional.

It's interesting to see Serge go from "I made a funny" to "I regret saying that" to "I regret everything."

What kind of school play involves 100 students?

Do you think the people who ordered porn realised the mix up before they watched it? "Huh, they deisguised the DVD really well this time."

I'm slightly curious how Kathleen knows what crude oil tastes like.

When I saw Kathleen with the fries, I thought "How big are the servings over there?" Then I remembered that she is not a tall/big/large person. Still, that is one big ass serving of fries.

Mikeyfell:
A shortage of McDonald's fries is not related to a shortage of potatoes?
Who would have fucking guessed?

If McDonald's fries are made out of potatoes I'm the King of Idaho.

Oh, they are made of potato.

And sugar. And salt. And oil. And all the other stuff they have.

That said, McDonalds fries are designed to be kind of addictive. If they're fresh, they're the best thing ever. If they've gone room temperature, they're good with ketchup. If they're cold, you might as well throw them out.

Alar:

Mikeyfell:
A shortage of McDonald's fries is not related to a shortage of potatoes?
Who would have fucking guessed?

If McDonald's fries are made out of potatoes I'm the King of Idaho.

Oh, they are made of potato.

And sugar. And salt. And oil. And all the other stuff they have.

That said, McDonalds fries are designed to be kind of addictive. If they're fresh, they're the best thing ever. If they've gone room temperature, they're good with ketchup. If they're cold, you might as well throw them out.

Yeah, McDonald's fries have a half-life of about 25 seconds.

Jerking will driving is amazingly hard on motorbike. The gloves kinda kill it ... and windchill temp drops wouldn't help either. But it is possible, even without traffic lights or long traffic jams to help.

Cam is so deliciously evil.

Alar:

Mikeyfell:
A shortage of McDonald's fries is not related to a shortage of potatoes?
Who would have fucking guessed?

If McDonald's fries are made out of potatoes I'm the King of Idaho.

Oh, they are made of potato.

So I guess by the international law of "Said it on the internet therefore it's true" That makes me the King of Idaho!

I shall make you my Grand Vizier.

Mikeyfell:

Alar:

Mikeyfell:
A shortage of McDonald's fries is not related to a shortage of potatoes?
Who would have fucking guessed?

If McDonald's fries are made out of potatoes I'm the King of Idaho.

Oh, they are made of potato.

So I guess by the international law of "Said it on the internet therefore it's true" That makes me the King of Idaho!

I shall make you my Grand Vizier.

Yaaaay~ :3

Not really a joke with the fries. McDonalds is large an organisation a single change to a menu item can cause prices all over the world for that particular commodity to change.

The availability of the McRib has more to do with economics that any over-arching conspiracy
http://www.theawl.com/2011/11/a-conspiracy-of-hogs-the-mcrib-as-arbitrage

Yay for Robotech references!

 

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