B-Movie Miami Connection Pits Ninjas Against Musicians | |
B-Movie Miami Connection Pits Ninjas Against Musicians Looking for a bizarre B-Movie to enjoy this holiday season? You can hardly go wrong with Miami Connection. | |
Didn't red letter media already do this feature? | |
I dunno. This sounds intriguing, but I think my top B-movie schlock film will still always be Starcrash, for three reasons: - It features David Hasselhoff in his "prime", along with all 7.1 liters-displacement of his 80's hair - It delivers the line "scan them with our computer waves" in earnest seriousness - It tries so very very hard, and it actually manages one fairly decent stop-motion "laser sword" fight But hey, you can never have too much B-movie schlock! | |
I really recommend watching this movie. It's a distinctly odd one. It manages to be bad in a very different way every 3 minutes. It's clearly lovingly made by some very inexperienced people who have little understanding of human relationships, but their heart in the right place. If "tae kwon-do rock band battles with drug dealing ninja motorgang rockband doesn't grab you, I don't know what will. | |
I think you just inspired a potential B-movie review in the future! | |
If you haven't seen "Miami Connection", do whatever you can to see it, it's utterly hysterical. I love "so bad they're good" movies, and it's easily in my top 3. It's basically got every "awesome 80's" cliché imaginable, just really, really poorly executed. Ninjas, a synth rock-band, cocaine, Miami vice type setting, love affair with martial arts, you name it. Combine it with some of the worst acting and dialogue ever made, not to mention a lead actor who clearly barely speaks a word of English, and you're in for a treat. Tragically, it was on Netflix instaplay for a while, but seems to have disappeared. | |