Feed Dump: The Less You Know

The Less You Know

Graham and Ash find out a lot of new things. Like how to get a ride from a policeman, and how to properly "sex up" a mailbox.

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I know they got caught up in the whole "Wow" thing, but can we go back to where the guy was making "sexual advances" towards the postbox? What does that even mean?

"Oh, man, I love a girl in red paint and graffiti. Hey, babe, you wanna check that I've got the proper postage? Yeah, best open up that hatch, because I've got a parcel so big that probably should be weighed, but the post office is closed and I don't wanna wait."

Moar warning before using the word "penetrate" please. You triggered me.

Strange...the last time someone asked an officer for a ride, she was arrested for prostitution.

*"The More You Know" graphic appears again...but is given the Dio treatment*

NO! Feed Dump has already beaten that dead horse until it's stripped of its skin in this episode!

"Wow!"

You should have your crazy mailbox sex in your bedroom like the best of us! >.<

Well, you've got a bowler hat, now all you need is a a cane that hides a knife and some soft of white suit.

So anyway... Was it his own mailbox or someone else's?

The production quality on Feed Dump is increasing // They are using more & more green screen as full costumes now

As Back In My Day! something something, kids gets off my lawn

-M

What about "Classy Bowler Hat British Stuff Upper Lip News From The 1950's"?
THEY might have that hat! But they surely don't have "Sex with mailbox"!

So Feed dump wins again!!! :D

I think they forgot the rest of the wow quote.

"Wow, this is what 10 grand of cocaine feels like."

According to my friend, local prices are about 100 an ounce, so that was 100 ounces, which is about six pounds. Well, not our local, because Jacksonville is a cocaine import hub, so ours is closer to 60 an ounce.

Rex Dark:

So anyway... Was it his own mailbox or someone else's?

There's a picture of the red temptress and the man she bewitched here.

http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/postbox-sex-story-goes-viral-1-7056573

10K USD of cocaine? I think it's kilo or two.

marscentral:

Rex Dark:

So anyway... Was it his own mailbox or someone else's?

There's a picture of the red temptress and the man she bewitched here.

http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/postbox-sex-story-goes-viral-1-7056573

You know at first I thought that that man was crazy, but now I understand.
That is one sexy mailbox. I'd hit that.

Bowler! Mr. Hartdegen?

Mailbox....I never thought of that. Of course our mailbox is old and rusty - I'd likely peel off my ...*ahem* well, never trying that. The amount of pain involved would be unimagineable.

blackrave:
10K USD of cocaine? I think it's kilo or two.

marscentral:

Rex Dark:

So anyway... Was it his own mailbox or someone else's?

There's a picture of the red temptress and the man she bewitched here.

http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/postbox-sex-story-goes-viral-1-7056573

You know at first I thought that that man was crazy, but now I understand.
That is one sexy mailbox. I'd hit that.

marscentral:

Rex Dark:

So anyway... Was it his own mailbox or someone else's?

There's a picture of the red temptress and the man she bewitched here.

http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/postbox-sex-story-goes-viral-1-7056573

An actual public one?
I guess he wanted to make sure all the envelopes were white enough.
Or maybe he wasn't sure his stamp would stick to his letter.

So has Kathleen official dethroned Graham from hosting Feed Dump?

According to my Wigan sources (a mate who lives there), most people's first reaction to seeing that story was "I think I know him"

I seem to remember another story about a man having sex with a mailbox. I think he was a teacher, and it was in the snow.

Raccoons in a trench coat, my new favorite character.

 

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