Feed Dump: Hot Dump 3: Penis Edition

Hot Dump 3: Penis Edition

The Feed Dump gang crowds into a hot tub, and makes like, six solid minutes of dick jokes. No really. All these stories are about penises.

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And here I thought today would be just another day. Little did I know that my breakfast would involve a hot dump full of penii.

I like the doubling-down on Canadiana this episode. We got Heritage Minutes, Marshall Mcluhan, and even the Barenaked Ladies. And the anthem, I suppose.

Also, congratulations to Kathleen for her award; may she bask in her glory, and then hopefully move on to something where the statue isn't shaped like a storage device several generations out of date.

Bah the Welsh are always playing catch up in England we have

My takeaway from this episode is that if I'm ever filming something in a hot tub that my correspondents need to have good enough vision to not need glasses or contacts.

Well...that was rather a steamy episode, literally AND figuratively.

Where is that taking place, BTW? Looks like you guys were in a lodge that I may want to consider visiting for a future vacation.

GamemasterAnthony:
Well...that was rather a steamy episode, literally AND figuratively.

Where is that taking place, BTW? Looks like you guys were in a lodge that I may want to consider visiting for a future vacation.

We were at a ski lodge on Vancouver Island.

Eulenentmannungsmanie is a common problem here in germany, dont make fun of it!

I'd like to imagine that "Snowy Night Owl" is actually a euphemism for old, silver-haired man.

I always find it very annoying when I come across this.

Almost all birds (except for certain ducks and swans) have no outside genitalia.
They do not have penises.

They procreate by pushing their anuses (cloaca) together and squirting through that.
And yes, the females also have one single orifice through which everything happens.

But as a whole, every enjoyable episode and congrats on the award Kathleen!

Booze-tub log cabin, some (dubious) naked flesh AND "Call your doctor... mostly to give you a HIGH FIVE"????
At just 3 minutes in, ALREADY: BEST Dump evahhhhh! :D

And then ....... The perfect landing; TWO HATS!!!! ^_^

I remember the days of yore when having a good time meant grabbing a bunch of brewskies or applejack and climbing into the hot tub naked. Boys and girls, naked hot tubbing, drugs and alcohol with Pink Floyd playing in the back ground.

We were nicer people then. We didn't accuse everyone of rampant social misdeeds over twitter or try to repress people from expressing themselves.

I blame the kids born in the 80's. Something happened to them that fucked them up.

"Ian":I'm the only one who brought "saki".

Must resist. Pull all your willpower together. DON'T GO THERE!!!
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You mean saki-saki?

Please don't judge me too harsh, I'm weak.

P.S. But on the serious note, isn't proper pronunciation sake?
P.P.S. "Serious note" regarding pronunciation of sake? Dammit, what have I become?

Jake Martinez:
I remember the days of yore when having a good time meant grabbing a bunch of brewskies or applejack and climbing into the hot tub naked. Boys and girls, naked hot tubbing, drugs and alcohol with Pink Floyd playing in the back ground.

We were nicer people then. We didn't accuse everyone of rampant social misdeeds over twitter or try to repress people from expressing themselves.

I blame the kids born in the 80's. Something happened to them that fucked them up.

It's obvious isn't it? We were raised by the kind of people whose behaviour you just described.

Lady Kathleen:

GamemasterAnthony:
Well...that was rather a steamy episode, literally AND figuratively.

Where is that taking place, BTW? Looks like you guys were in a lodge that I may want to consider visiting for a future vacation.

We were at a ski lodge on Vancouver Island.

Ah...many thanks, milady! *makes note*

Ah nertz...now I can't decide between this, the road trip through the I-90 to Deadwood, or the road trip up to Grand Marais up in the Arrowhead this summer!

I was smiling through pretty much the entire episode but it was the stinger that got me. Good job.

A nice chill episode in the tub. Any links to the video Kathleen won the award for?

 

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