Feed Dump: Naked Mayonnaise Assailant

Naked Mayonnaise Assailant

Serge and Paul discover that people from Belarus have weird fetishes. They've also got a sweet idea for a new mob caper.

Watch Video

WARNING: Do not immunize yourself against Albatross Flu! That is a sure fire way to incite the wrath of spirits who will mess your shit up way worse than the sniffles!

Payback and Shawshank are so similar that I didn't even bother with Shawshank. Obvious rip off.

Kathleen, that's a bison, not a buffalo.
Just like Buffalo Bill never had anything to do with buffalo's, those were bison.

This is a buffalo:
image

I would totally watch The Payback Redemption where Morgan Freeman narrates Mel Gibson's trials and tribulations of getting his... uh... "payback", I guess...

Ohhhh, what a TEASE!!!
All of the hats in the background all the time, just nonchelantly sitting there!!!! :D

And we got an awesome Bison or Buffalo hat at the end!!!

I find offensive how you make fun of that belorussian delegate
Topless women trowing mayonnaise is real issue in eastern europe
Why do you think I barely leave my home?
Topless women with mayonnaise, that's why.
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
Granted, I never have seen one, but I feel I'm right.
Well, true, it is winter and it would be cold without clothes, but they're dedicated.
I'M NOT CRAZY! Trust me, of all people I would know if I was.
Now excuse me, I need to barricade windows and doors, then push myself to corner (to prevent some of them sneaking up).
And don't worry, I have supplies for several weeks.
And when I'll run out of instant coffee I will pick random time to visit store and buy several boxes more.
Topless women with mayonnaise has no chance against me.
NOTHING can go wrong with this plan.

As a Californian who knows a few people who work for one of our far too many water departments, I can assure you that pee is the least of our worries. Then, of course, all those counties with reclaimed water supplies. Fun times, fun times.

blackrave:
I find offensive how you make fun of that belorussian delegate
Topless women trowing mayonnaise is real issue in eastern europe
Why do you think I barely leave my home?
Topless women with mayonnaise, that's why.
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
Granted, I never have seen one, but I feel I'm right.
Well, true, it is winter and it would be cold without clothes, but they're dedicated.
I'M NOT CRAZY! Trust me, of all people I would know if I was.
Now excuse me, I need to barricade windows and doors, then push myself to corner (to prevent some of them sneaking up).
And don't worry, I have supplies for several weeks.
And when I'll run out of instant coffee I will pick random time to visit store and buy several boxes more.
Topless women with mayonnaise has no chance against me.
NOTHING can go wrong with this plan.

This says less about you or the delegate and more about the mayonnaise supply to Eastern Europe. It sounds limitless.

If you don't think women can say anything as stupid as mayonnaise throwing topless women, you need to look up Sarah Palin speeches on YouTube.

vxicepickxv:
If you don't think women can say anything as stupid as mayonnaise throwing topless women, you need to look up Sarah Palin speeches on YouTube.

Or you could listen to her next sentence about guys flinging mayo with their schlongs. Pretty sure it was a joke.

JenSeven:
Kathleen, that's a bison, not a buffalo.
Just like Buffalo Bill never had anything to do with buffalo's, those were bison.

This is a buffalo:

In point of fact we have been calling the North American bison a buffalo for longer than we have been calling it a bison. So, biological classifications aside, it is perfectly correct and indeed more common to call it a buffalo.

image

blackrave:
I find offensive how you make fun of that belorussian delegate
Topless women trowing mayonnaise is real issue in eastern europe
Why do you think I barely leave my home?
Topless women with mayonnaise, that's why.
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
Granted, I never have seen one, but I feel I'm right.
Well, true, it is winter and it would be cold without clothes, but they're dedicated.
I'M NOT CRAZY! Trust me, of all people I would know if I was.
Now excuse me, I need to barricade windows and doors, then push myself to corner (to prevent some of them sneaking up).
And don't worry, I have supplies for several weeks.
And when I'll run out of instant coffee I will pick random time to visit store and buy several boxes more.
Topless women with mayonnaise has no chance against me.
NOTHING can go wrong with this plan.

You fool!
Your plan is hopeless against mayonnaise assailants!
after your barricades become soaked in congealed egg product you will be sealed inside.
you will be trapped in an unbreakable siege, unable to find food or coffee.
our only hope is to join them! we must hold all political meetings completely naked swimming in a waist high pool of mixed condiments!
only then shall we be victorious! only then shall we be free!
I know this to be true! as sure as our flag is two bears fighting over a pineapple!

blackrave:
I find offensive how you make fun of that belorussian delegate
Topless women trowing mayonnaise is real issue in eastern europe
Why do you think I barely leave my home?
Topless women with mayonnaise, that's why.
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
Granted, I never have seen one, but I feel I'm right.
Well, true, it is winter and it would be cold without clothes, but they're dedicated.
I'M NOT CRAZY! Trust me, of all people I would know if I was.
Now excuse me, I need to barricade windows and doors, then push myself to corner (to prevent some of them sneaking up).
And don't worry, I have supplies for several weeks.
And when I'll run out of instant coffee I will pick random time to visit store and buy several boxes more.
Topless women with mayonnaise has no chance against me.
NOTHING can go wrong with this plan.

But you're not in East Europe.

You're in ANTARCTICA. IT SAYS SO ON YOUR PROFILE.

[stare of judgement]

...but seriously, having had mayonnaise thrown at me in Russia, I can vouch that this guy is totally correct.

Methodia Chicken:

blackrave:
I find offensive how you make fun of that belorussian delegate
Topless women trowing mayonnaise is real issue in eastern europe
Why do you think I barely leave my home?
Topless women with mayonnaise, that's why.
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
Granted, I never have seen one, but I feel I'm right.
Well, true, it is winter and it would be cold without clothes, but they're dedicated.
I'M NOT CRAZY! Trust me, of all people I would know if I was.
Now excuse me, I need to barricade windows and doors, then push myself to corner (to prevent some of them sneaking up).
And don't worry, I have supplies for several weeks.
And when I'll run out of instant coffee I will pick random time to visit store and buy several boxes more.
Topless women with mayonnaise has no chance against me.
NOTHING can go wrong with this plan.

You fool!
Your plan is hopeless against mayonnaise assailants!
after your barricades become soaked in congealed egg product you will be sealed inside.
you will be trapped in an unbreakable siege, unable to find food or coffee.
our only hope is to join them! we must hold all political meetings completely naked swimming in a waist high pool of mixed condiments!
only then shall we be victorious! only then shall we be free!
I know this to be true! as sure as our flag is two bears fighting over a pineapple!

You underestimate my dedication.
Like stranded soldiers who were forced to cannibalize their fallen foes and comrades in order to keep fighting
I will too eat mayonnaise oozing from barricades if forced to
I will not succumb to topless women and their egg product projectiles.
I WILL PREVAIL!

 

Reply to Thread

Posting on this forum is disabled.