I think you will find it is pronounced nor-fuk or naarfak in the local dialect. renowned for its inbreeding and intolerance (I live there unfortunately).

Redlin5:
Graham does a decent Obama.

I thought Tesco was a gas station...

More Canadian money jokes! :D

Tesco are a supermarket giant in the UK but do have petrol stations as well.

Ey, now! You're a lobster! Get your claws on mon-ey!
Ey, now! You're a lobster! Do the Tesco! Get laid!
All that maples is gold~
Only Spocking stars make the loon~

Yep... Now, to wait for the pending Facebook likes...

On the whole penny swallowing thing it's an urban legend that because of the copper and other metals in a penny it screws with the breathalyzer and can make it seem like you actually aren't drunk.

FPLOON:
Ey, now! You're a lobster! Get your claws on mon-ey!
Ey, now! You're a lobster! Do the Tesco! Get laid!
All that maples is gold~
Only Spocking stars make the loon~

Yep... Now, to wait for the pending Facebook likes...

Kinda want to see an LRR reunion singalong with those lyrics now.

In my town the site of a Tesco's that is being built was set on fire today. I feel bad for the guy who owns a news agents next door because he is probably the first person that the police will question.

I only knew about Tesco before because "Tesco Lotus" is a really big damn deal in Thailand. They have really good food courts and bathrooms too, which is a must when you've hit hour 7 of a Thai road trip.

Wait... they have the internet in Norfolk?!

Please stop defacing our currency, eh? We need it to pay the legal fees when this video gets flagged for it's pitch-perfect copy of "All Star".

I lost it at Graham's "you just got Tesco'd mate" line whale plaid sir.

The chair is purple? It looks brown to me.

That first story sounds like something out of Better Call Saul.

008Zulu:
The chair is purple? It looks brown to me.

I see a white and blue chair.

Yes, Kathleen is better than Smashmouth. #Stillrelevent.

Evil Smurf:

008Zulu:
The chair is purple? It looks brown to me.

I see a white and blue chair.

I think it's green, with a hint of lemon...

On Topic:
Nice episode, can't get Lobstar lyrics out of my head xD
Also, pretty quick reacting from the local Policeforce to get a supermarket down in 15 minutes after some random, lowliked FB post :D

Graham!! On a Feed Dump!!

The chosen one has returned!!

Darren716:
On the whole penny swallowing thing it's an urban legend that because of the copper and other metals in a penny it screws with the breathalyzer and can make it seem like you actually aren't drunk.

Correct. It's supposed to be copper residue that's supposed to throw off the readings. There's just two things wrong with it:

1. It doesn't work, never has worked and there is no scientific reason that it would ever work.
2. Canadian pennies are only copper plated. you'd have better luck sticking a section of copper pipe in your mouth. (that said it's still zero but go with me on this)

Graham_LRR:
Do a Tesco

If you must do a crime, don't post about it on Facebook. Bonus, Graham and Ian learn what a Tesco is.

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this is probably irrelevant.... But how many people have told you that You Look EXACTLY like Ricky Gervais ?
or is it just me ~