Judging By The Cover: Suicide Squad: Who has the Finest Trouser Accessories?

Suicide Squad: Who has the Finest Trouser Accessories?

Who has the finest trouser accessories in Suicide Squad?

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First Yahtzee video in months where I've laughed for minutes on end. Good on ya, mate, my favorite bit was about the Will Smith-looking guy.

That ending was stellar

10/10, cannot unsee

Hope this series stays this strong.

Oh Lord, this was hilarious. Can't wait to get more a' dis!

Pescetarian:
First Yahtzee video in months where I've laughed for minutes on end. Good on ya, mate, my favorite bit was about the Will Smith-looking guy.

That is Will Smith http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386697/?ref_=nv_sr_1

I lost it at "glued your bus ticket to your trousers!"

My sides, I think I sprained something holding in laughter at the office

I'm surprised that's the highest resolution image Yahtzee could find (I imagine it's the 1920x1080); it looks surprisingly grainy. We need 4k images that comedians can use as punching bags.

Also, what does it say about their equipment standards that the most practically dressed guy looks like he's wearing skate pads on random parts of his body like the upper arm?

Ok Yahtzee... You broke me at "Kneepad Voltron", I was cracking up so hard I had to pause the video to breathe.

Very good. It did remind me that aside from Harley and Killer Croc, I have no idea who any of these others dudes are. I mean, other then Will Smith with a gun(so basically Will Smith in most of the movies he's in) but no idea what his character is.

Also I notice the Joker isn't here, but maybe they didn't want him to overshadow the rest of the cast.

Pescetarian:
First Yahtzee video in months where I've laughed for minutes on end. Good on ya, mate, my favorite bit was about the Will Smith-looking guy.

Then the question remains about which was that similarly-funny video? It could have been Majora's Mask 3D, in which "Useless" realized he was an outsider who was special only in the way he fulfilled others' last wishes and got smashed by the moon yelling, "EH? You lookin' at moy bird?" like the guys concluding this riff.

And yes, this one was hilarious. I always find one or two Yahtzee videos to be this funny per month.

I find Yahtzee talking at normal speed to be somewhat unsettling.

Yeah I can never get hyped for this film even when I saw that trailer due to how poorly they all dressed especially the one at the far right!

The character design in ths omvie is so awfuil

DC is ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of putting color in their movies. Harley Quin, god damn HARLEY QUIN, lady of bubbly psychosis, looks -drab and dull.

God, even if it's a fictional comic universe, I can't stand the idea of using a katana as a weapon if you're not in feudal japan.

Probably the funniest Yahtzee video in a very long time by the way, really liking this new series.

Kyber:
God, even if it's a fictional comic universe, I can't stand the idea of using a katana as a weapon if you're not in feudal japan.

Probably the funniest Yahtzee video in a very long time by the way, really liking this new series.

I guess when your name is literally Katana you're kind of stuck for weapon options. You could use something practical, but people would keep on asking why you don't use katanas.

Top form, Yahtzee. Laughed my ass off. This series is quickly becoming a favorite.

Geo Da Sponge:

Kyber:
God, even if it's a fictional comic universe, I can't stand the idea of using a katana as a weapon if you're not in feudal japan.

Probably the funniest Yahtzee video in a very long time by the way, really liking this new series.

I guess when your name is literally Katana you're kind of stuck for weapon options. You could use something practical, but people would keep on asking why you don't use katanas.

Her name is Katana? Great, now I'm gonna be stuck wondering if it's Michael Ironside under that mask...

Dalisclock:
Very good. It did remind me that aside from Harley and Killer Croc, I have no idea who any of these others dudes are. I mean, other then Will Smith with a gun(so basically Will Smith in most of the movies he's in) but no idea what his character is.

Also I notice the Joker isn't here, but maybe they didn't want him to overshadow the rest of the cast.

Will Smith plays Deadshot in Suicide Squad. Yep, they made Deadshot black. He's the most prominent member of that group. I heard the squad also includes Killer Croc, Captain Boomerang (maybe the double-coated douchebag), Katana (the super-obvious Japanese woman with the swords she shares her name with), Rick Flagg (Mr. Bus-pass-on-my-knee), and I think the Enchantress (Ms. croissant-on-my-head).
I thought the funniest bits were all those "GRRRRR"s followed by Harley saying "Hiya!" and Yahtzee's attention to Deadshot's beauties of kneepads he Voltroned from the two guys on his right.

Bentusi16:
The character design in ths omvie is so awfuil

DC is ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of putting color in their movies. Harley Quin, god damn HARLEY QUIN, lady of bubbly psychosis, looks -drab and dull.

I think it's time to ask DC that question that's been on out minds since 2008: "Why so serious?"

Kyber:
God, even if it's a fictional comic universe, I can't stand the idea of using a katana as a weapon if you're not in feudal japan.

To be fair, it is a magic sword. And she does usually carry a ton of other gear and weapons.

BETTER QUALITY IMAGES plz

I laughed all the way through this one. Still smiling about it, too.

I think the janky resolution of the picture really adds to it, because even at hi-res it wouldn't come across any better or avoid any of that commentary.

I recognize that guy on the right! It's Mad Dog Deon! Hey! Long time no see, buddy! No surprise that he's wearing sissy shoes in comparison to everyone else. Well, I guess every crew needs a comic relief clown. :P

Harley Quin looks more like Tank Girl.

sigh dc can't seem to get a good grasp of the concept of making movies that actually is in established character for fucks sake i have NEVER seen HQ looking that drab before even the new HQ is more colourful than this tart

The dude getting jerked off looks like he's got an erection in the opposite direction: it's very unsettling.

Why the hell is Killer Croc dressed so sensibly? Does her think that if he just wears jeans and jacket he'll be inconspicuous? I swear, if they're planning to big up the character of Deadshot, one of the more boring DC villains/antiheroes (seriously, what villain hasn't done a stint as a good guy now) and thats saying something, just because Will Smiths in the role I'll scream.

I have to say, I expected this series to kind of suck. Coming out of Rhymedown Spectacular which I absolutely loved, this seemed like a lot weaker of a premise. Having seen 3 episodes so far though, all of which I enjoyed, I'm kind of glad to have been proven wrong.

I've not been thrilled about the looks of these characters either. Either too generic military looking or honestly cheap looking. I'd compare them to cos-players but that would only insult cos-players.

Also why does Deadshot need shoulder pads? He's not a linebacker body checking people, he's about shooting people with impeccable aim. A bullet proof vest sure, but why the hockey pads?

It's fun to mock em but lets not forget how much more ridiculous the source material outfits would be for some of them. Double popped collar is a significant improvment on an ascot.

weirdee:
I find Yahtzee talking at normal speed to be somewhat unsettling.

Check out his Let's Shout At An Often Annoying Australian Let's Drown Out YT series (1hr long more-like-a-podcast-thing) and be really unsettled...

Loving the cover series so far.

Really loving this series. I watch the Let's Drown Out series, but listening to him talk slowly in a "production" video is still really weird. Keep up the good work, Sir Yahtzee.

Caramel Frappe:
I died at the part where Yahtzee explained, "My trousers are slashed up, because that's what happens when you try to put your sword back into it's sheath with a mask f***ing up your prevail vision." Hahahaah XD

Also these are truly amazing. I love what Yahtzee's doing with this series ... plus you learn a lot about the characters. Like for example, wow does that samurai chick want to prove she's totally Japanese @ __ @

Peripheral Vision, I believe is what he said, that said, I'm not english, so prevail vision might be something I just haven't been introduced to yet.

Haddy Quishues and Riverdales most wanted are the only names I'm going to be able to remember for those two from here on out.

Deadshot: "Look at who I have to work with... I mean, it's like we're some kind of Suicide Squad or something!"

Other than that, apparently you need boots, pads, and/or a growlish face to be part of the SS motif or something...

 

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