The Last Witch Hunter - Vin Diesel's D&D-Inspired Actioner Crashes and Burns

The Last Witch Hunter - Vin Diesel's D&D-Inspired Actioner Crashes and Burns

Vin Diesel tries once again to be a leading man in a film not part of the Fast and Furious brand. Was he successful?

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The scariest part of this movie is Vin Diesel's Beard.

Why not just make an actual D&D movie? Seems a bit odd to make a D&D themed movie.

Aw shit! I was just watching John Wick a few hours ago... That movie was boss as fuck!

OT: Huh... Well, if it on when I have nothing to watch on TV, I might check it out... (Key word being "might"... :p)

There's a movie like this every year it seems.

008Zulu:
Why not just make an actual D&D movie? Seems a bit odd to make a D&D themed movie.

They did, two or three times and they were all universally awful. Hell in the first one, Jeremy Irons was the second best performer and the best performer was Jeremy Iron's eyebrows.

Marter:
Vin Diesel tries once again to be a leading man in a film not part of the Fast and Furious brand. Was he successful?

So now the real question: was it worse than that god-awful Seventh Son?

Ok, but what if I really, really like Vin Diesel?
Will I get some enjoyment out looking at Vin doing crazy shit at least? Or is it going to be like that time I tried watching Bad Company for Anthony Hopkins?
Don't get me wrong here, I'm not equaling Vin Diesel to Anthony Hopkins, that would be ridiculous. But I do like looking at him.

Loethlin:
Ok, but what if I really, really like Vin Diesel?
Will I get some enjoyment out looking at Vin doing crazy shit at least? Or is it going to be like that time I tried watching Bad Company for Anthony Hopkins?
Don't get me wrong here, I'm not equaling Vin Diesel to Anthony Hopkins, that would be ridiculous. But I do like looking at him.

Then you should enjoy it just fine. There are people who would enjoy this, as I've heard it described as a "Underworld, but with more Whimsy."

RJ 17:
So now the real question: was it worse than that god-awful Seventh Son?

No, although that's more because of how awful Seventh Son is.

 

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