Robot-B-Gone

Robot-B-Gone

Syn(th)s of the father?

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SUPER-DUPA UBER ULTRA MEGA ULTIMATE LEGENDARY PIPE GUN OF AWESOMENESS
... really the only gun name you need.

And as for uncanny valley... jeez, some of the mouth animations are the stuff of nightmares.

Are you Samuel Morse? Because that punchline was telegraphed!

*drum rimshot*

Seriously though, I chuckled more at "Blam 2! The Blammening" more than the actual punchline. :P

better to have a good game with bad animation (skyrim) than a bad game with good animation (the last of us)

Lol gamebryo engine, never change...

Actually, yes, please do. Oh God, Beth please invest in a better engine T^T

Please tell me that this is a joke and that they don't actually do that in the game. At least, not playing it straight. The idea is so laughable that I've only ever seen them do that straight one time and it was in the new Terminator movie.

Heh, that's excactly what I did when I met those two guys, better safe then sorry.

"The further into the game you get, the more time you have to spend playing a virtual quartermaster and scrolling through endless lists of HARDENED PENETRATING TACTICAL PIPE GUNS. Gav actually suggested I start renaming my guns to make organizing them easier. Tomorrow I suspect he'll tell me to buy a copy of excel."

YES!! OMG, I spent almost an hour playing quartermaster this morning.

What I did was put a * in front of the items I use. This jumps it to the top of the list

Caramel Frappe:
Only Erin would have it so easy without a straight face lol. I want a mod of her being my follower XD

Are you kidding? That would have pretty much been me. And I'm not a fictional character.

The comic and the joke beneath really don't line up.

But seriously, I thought the customization of guns was cool (Still do) but then I realized how many fucking pipe pistols I'm going to be sorting through now, and I never thought I'd say this but please bring back weapon desegregation, it was a good way to get rid of surplus guns by breaking them down for parts.

Get libreoffice instead, it's free and just as good for the matter at hand. It can do pivot tables, if you really need that.

If you do end up naming your guns, you are now duty bound to name one of them "The Blammenator"

That was my solution. A quick twelve gauge judgment.

IceForce:
SUPER-DUPA UBER ULTRA MEGA ULTIMATE LEGENDARY PIPE GUN OF AWESOMENESS
... really the only gun name you need.

And as for uncanny valley... jeez, some of the mouth animations are the stuff of nightmares.

Awwww! I thought the reviews said this game had fixed that problem. Color me disappointed. Will Bethesda ever learn to make NPCs that don't sit comfortably at the bottom of the uncanny valley?

You haven't been nowhere near the Uncanny Valley until you've served your tour in Chernarus.

I honestly don't find the inventory any worse than what it used to be like. Seriously! Go replay Fallout 2 or Ultima 7... Fallout's pretty much the same but mai gawd Ultima 7. It helps that I just choose a weapon, and sell the rest or take parts of a weapon I want and put them on my own. But at least we HAVE an inventory, the scavenging adventurer in me loves them.

Makabriel:
"The further into the game you get, the more time you have to spend playing a virtual quartermaster and scrolling through endless lists of HARDENED PENETRATING TACTICAL PIPE GUNS. Gav actually suggested I start renaming my guns to make organizing them easier. Tomorrow I suspect he'll tell me to buy a copy of excel."

YES!! OMG, I spent almost an hour playing quartermaster this morning.

What I did was put a * in front of the items I use. This jumps it to the top of the list

Damn, I never would have thought of using a *.
In Skyrim I named all the stuff I wanted on top "1" and "1A" and "1B' because apparently I'm not very clever

Wow... Things really haven't changed on that other Battlestar Galactica spin-off by Bethesda... Just like War and Peace...

Other than that, if you keep doing that to everyone, does that mean you're going for a Genocide run overall?

RJ 17:
Are you Samuel Morse? Because that punchline was telegraphed!

*drum rimshot*

Seriously though, I chuckled more at "Blam 2! The Blammening" more than the actual punchline. :P

Agreed. Hell, the Blammening sounds like the perfect name for a shotgun or something.

Me? I just break the things i dont use, whats the point of stashing them, anyway? And the system was designed for that.

Also my inventory is full of weapons with dumb names like "Pew pew", "Pistal" or "Mel".

Ylla:
Me? I just break the things i dont use, whats the point of stashing them, anyway? And the system was designed for that.

Also my inventory is full of weapons with dumb names like "Pew pew", "Pistal" or "Mel".

I stash most everything because you can then outfit your settlers with armor and weapons. so instead of scrapping a set of metal armor for like what, 15 steel, I instead outfit a settler.

I have about 4 favorite weapons. A combat rifle called "Freedom's Reach", a 6 crank laser musket called "Liberty", a Serrated electrical blade called " Justice" and a combat shotgun I call " Retribution". Can anyone tell that i'm an American?

Willinium:
I have about 4 favorite weapons. A combat rifle called "Freedom's Reach", a 6 crank laser musket called "Liberty", a Serrated electrical blade called " Justice" and a combat shotgun I call " Retribution". Can anyone tell that i'm an American?

Liberty Prime would be proud.

erttheking:
The comic and the joke beneath really don't line up.

But seriously, I thought the customization of guns was cool (Still do) but then I realized how many fucking pipe pistols I'm going to be sorting through now, and I never thought I'd say this but please bring back weapon desegregation, it was a good way to get rid of surplus guns by breaking them down for parts.

You can break down guns for parts. Go to the workbench and press the scrap item button.

I want a mod that puts a Gun Runners outpost in the Commonwealth, and they are very judgmental of the crap quality of firearms in the Boston area.

Blam 2: The Blammering made my day

sageoftruth:

IceForce:
SUPER-DUPA UBER ULTRA MEGA ULTIMATE LEGENDARY PIPE GUN OF AWESOMENESS
... really the only gun name you need.

And as for uncanny valley... jeez, some of the mouth animations are the stuff of nightmares.

Awwww! I thought the reviews said this game had fixed that problem. Color me disappointed. Will Bethesda ever learn to make NPCs that don't sit comfortably at the bottom of the uncanny valley?

There are already some mods that change the skin textures and facial meshes of NPCs to be something that doesn't hit Uncanny Valley anymore. No idea if they've redone the rigging and animations yet.

iniudan:

Willinium:
I have about 4 favorite weapons. A combat rifle called "Freedom's Reach", a 6 crank laser musket called "Liberty", a Serrated electrical blade called " Justice" and a combat shotgun I call " Retribution". Can anyone tell that i'm an American?

Liberty Prime would be proud.

I love that. Next we need to have a Buddhist enforcer robot.
"FIND YOUR INNER-PEACE, OR DIE!!!"
"MATERIAL DEPENDENCE IS WEAKNESS!!! ALL MATERIALS MUST BE OBLITERATED!!!"

Willinium:
I have about 4 favorite weapons. A combat rifle called "Freedom's Reach", a 6 crank laser musket called "Liberty", a Serrated electrical blade called " Justice" and a combat shotgun I call " Retribution". Can anyone tell that i'm an American?

I named my shotgun Arthritis Emitter. It does extra limb damage.

Can't wait for Blam 3 - The revenge of Blam.

Too many guns?
Drop them all on the floor and scrap them.
Same for armour.

 

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