Chocobo Breeding

Chocobo Breeding

It's what he's into.

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Not a bad one to end on. Good luck.

...Does that farmer look like Cory?

Yeah, I was expecting this in EDA. Guess it's a better fit for the original FF VII cast, tho.

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Do not want. DO NOT WANT.

Hehehe, this comic reminds me of one of my favorite vgcats comics...

It's like being a turkey masterbator, for turkeys big enough to ride like horses. ANd yes, turkey masterbator is a real job.

Kenjitsuka:
Yeah, I was expecting this in EDA. Guess it's a better fit for the original FF VII cast, tho.

I fully expect this joke to make a comeback sometime next month for EDA.

Barbas:
Not a bad one to end on. Good luck.

...Does that farmer look like Cory?

Were Grey and Cory let go as well? I didn't see anything about it on either of their Twitter feeds.

...No wonder I'm better at breeding Chaos...

Other than that, no wonder the farmer didn't make an instructional video on the process... Or did he?

You guys seem to have FF VII on the brain right now! Not that i'm complaining, keep em coming! (pun not intended)

Now I'm glad I never hung around the Pokemon breeding centers.

Darth_Payn:
It's like being a turkey masterbator, for turkeys big enough to ride like horses. ANd yes, turkey masterbator is a real job.

Of course, where do you think the idea for a turkey baster came from?

I am with this guy.
Like, it is like Breeding Season game, isn't it?
Btw, the developers take 32.000 dollars per month to complete the game.

The difference between animal husbandry and bestiality is wearing pants.

Press X To Do Something Unspeakable.

Worgen:
The difference between animal husbandry and bestiality is wearing pants.

And the difference between animal husbandry and fetishism is which one of them is wearing the pants.

The Rogue Wolf:
Press X To Do Something Unspeakable.

Worgen:
The difference between animal husbandry and bestiality is wearing pants.

And the difference between animal husbandry and fetishism is which one of them is wearing the pants.

This image seems really appropriate here.
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Barbas:
Not a bad one to end on. Good luck.

...Does that farmer look like Cory?

End on? Is there something we should know?

there are institutions who store samples of healthy cows for breeding purposes. in a world as advanced as that of final fantasy surely a similar solution would exist seeing as how chucobos are appearantly the dominant type of livestock. then again we are talking about the same society that designs the kind of clothes tidus and lightning wear and who seem to consist of 90% blonde white people so maybe they are all inbred madmen

CyanCat47:
there are institutions who store samples of healthy cows for breeding purposes. in a world as advanced as that of final fantasy surely a similar solution would exist seeing as how chucobos are appearantly the dominant type of livestock. then again we are talking about the same society that designs the kind of clothes tidus and lightning wear and who seem to consist of 90% blonde white people so maybe they are all inbred madmen

Final Fantasy games tend to be really schizo tech regardless. Even the first game was really fantasy, until you encountered the robot, the submarine and visited the orbiting space station complete with Metal Gear(?) patrolling the hallways.

monkeymangler:

Do not want. DO NOT WANT.

Most definitively. Frankly, that was something I could've gone my whole life not seeing.'Specially that last panel - that was just creeptastic. :)

Also - this is the last strip of this series? Did I miss something?

canadamus_prime:
End on? Is there something we should know?

Definitely, and it's bad, but I don't know the true extent of the damage yet. Nobody I talk to seems sure, but everything I've heard about the situation is bad. DEFY closed the Durham office yesterday, so those staff members all have to find new jobs now. I don't know who's staying or going for certain among the current contributors, but if some DEFY rep. told us the site was in the clear, I'd trust them about as much as I would a serial killer with keys to the gun cabinet.

There is obviously no realistic way I'm going to be better informed about someone's future employment then they themselves are, but given DEFY's past actions, I tend to expect the worst when it comes to what they'd probably call "reshuffling" or "consolidating". At least we have some new GT friends to talk to now, and they're nice.

canadamus_prime:

End on? Is there something we should know?

While Defy did a massive slash to The Escapist, Grey has commented that as far as he knows, he still has a job. There might be more news, because I checked yesterday, but I think a gun was jumped here.

There's a lot of rumours going around, including everyone up to and including Yahtzee looking for work. There's no evidence the cuts went that deep, though.

Gross, I hate how much I like this comic. Haha

Darth_Payn:
It's like being a turkey masterbator, for turkeys big enough to ride like horses. ANd yes, turkey masterbator is a real job.

"And they are the happiest horses in all of India!" Oh Outsourced, I barely knew thee...

five years from now, i'd love to see a documentary about the rise and fall of the escapist. how do you go from THE HOME of names like Extra Credits, Jim Sterling, Moviebob, Lisa Foiles, Yahtzee, etc... to THIS? What the hell happened?

Something Amyss:

canadamus_prime:

End on? Is there something we should know?

While Defy did a massive slash to The Escapist, Grey has commented that as far as he knows, he still has a job. There might be more news, because I checked yesterday, but I think a gun was jumped here.

There's a lot of rumours going around, including everyone up to and including Yahtzee looking for work. There's no evidence the cuts went that deep, though.

I can't imagine Yahtzee getting let go, since he's far and away the biggest draw for for this site and has been for pretty much its entirety (no offense to any of the other content creators).

I demand Stardew Valley realistic animal rearing dlc/mod now!

(lol I think a lot of people in this thread need to look at what the date is.)

And Man:

I can't imagine Yahtzee getting let go, since he's far and away the biggest draw for for this site and has been for pretty much its entirety (no offense to any of the other content creators).

While I doubt it, my point was whether it happened and more that this is how far rumour and speculation have gone on the matter. Naming
Yahtzee specifically was to drive home that it went as far as saying he was gone.

Not to do the opposite and offer validity to the rumours.

And Man:

Something Amyss:

canadamus_prime:

End on? Is there something we should know?

While Defy did a massive slash to The Escapist, Grey has commented that as far as he knows, he still has a job. There might be more news, because I checked yesterday, but I think a gun was jumped here.

There's a lot of rumours going around, including everyone up to and including Yahtzee looking for work. There's no evidence the cuts went that deep, though.

I can't imagine Yahtzee getting let go, since he's far and away the biggest draw for for this site and has been for pretty much its entirety (no offense to any of the other content creators).

Yahtzee's still with the Escapist, but if you enjoyed Full Frontal Nerdity you'll have to go to Aaron's site for it. Most of the crew have been laid off, with EIC Josh and Alex Macris being the two big exceptions.

Hojo would be proud.

...Okay, now I feel uncomfortable. Like I need an adult... (shudders) Is... is this part of the breeding process?!

yamy:
I demand Stardew Valley realistic animal rearing dlc/mod now!

(lol I think a lot of people in this thread need to look at what the date is.)

Only y'know the news came in several days before April Fool's and quite a few people found new jobs as early as February.

insanelich:

yamy:
I demand Stardew Valley realistic animal rearing dlc/mod now!

(lol I think a lot of people in this thread need to look at what the date is.)

Only y'know the news came in several days before April Fool's and quite a few people found new jobs as early as February.

Yes I have since discovered that the lay-offs were not a joke (much to my dismay) and that in my timezone it was close to April 1st when I posted. I do want to point out that the forum looked liked this when I posted.

Which somewhat affected how much I believe the news.

GestaltEsper:
Hojo would be proud.

Proud isn't the word I'd use.

CrazyGirl17:
...Okay, now I feel uncomfortable. Like I need an adult... (shudders) Is... is this part of the breeding process?!

Feathers is an adult.

HAHAHAH! The face of the farmer in the last panel is gold!

 

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