#115: Planning Phase

The megaplex must be guarded by Tidus. Suicide by drinking hydrochloric acid would be f
preferable to hearing him speak

White Mage is adorable for her personality...but she still creeps me right the fuck out with those big red eyes. o.o

Piece of cake... if you don't mind walking up a near infinite amount of stairs.

CyanCat47:
The megaplex must be guarded by Tidus. Suicide by drinking hydrochloric acid would be f
preferable to hearing him speak

Not speak, laugh. The laughing scene is the worst cutscene I've ever seen in a game and makes me want to jam a pencil through my eardrums.

OT: Well time to spend a full day leveling up before trying it.

That face on Erin in the last panel...that is pure talent and awesomeness right there!

Rad might be spot on in his innocence.

Dining with your prisoners, anime villain mainstay right there.

RJ 17:
White Mage is adorable for her personality...but she still creeps me right the fuck out with those big red eyes. o.o

Just think of her as a cute little albino rabbit. Like this:

Better?

Mikeybb:
Rad might be spot on in his innocence.

Dining with your prisoners, anime villain mainstay right there.

They stole that from the old Bond movies. The bad guy brings Bond up to his lair's dining room for lunch or dinner, not poisoned of course, reveals his big plan, and then puts him in an overly-complicated death trap. IMO, nobody did it with more class than Sir Christopher Lee in "The Man With The Golden Gun."

"Lunch?"

"Rad, for fuck's sake" Came out of my mouth almost involuntarily.

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Yes. Certain death... ooooooooo.

Good thing those NPC's seem fairly dull witted, Erin's not selling truth with that final panel.

Xan Krieger:

CyanCat47:
The megaplex must be guarded by Tidus. Suicide by drinking hydrochloric acid would be f
preferable to hearing him speak

Not speak, laugh. The laughing scene is the worst cutscene I've ever seen in a game and makes me want to jam a pencil through my eardrums.

OT: Well time to spend a full day leveling up before trying it.

i'm actually fairly certain that the only reason bahamut sin destroyed the floating city at the beginning was because Tidus's outfit was a scar upon the very earht and needed to be pruged

... They're going to try to breed him with a wolf-lion, aren't they?

CyanCat47:

Xan Krieger:

CyanCat47:
The megaplex must be guarded by Tidus. Suicide by drinking hydrochloric acid would be f
preferable to hearing him speak

Not speak, laugh. The laughing scene is the worst cutscene I've ever seen in a game and makes me want to jam a pencil through my eardrums.

OT: Well time to spend a full day leveling up before trying it.

i'm actually fairly certain that the only reason bahamut sin destroyed the floating city at the beginning was because Tidus's outfit was a scar upon the very earht and needed to be pruged

The outfit is typical JRPG stuff, the laugh just made me want to hit him in the throat with a blitzball. I love that game, it's my favorite Final Fantasy, but that scene just makes me want to smash the game.

Sniper Team 4:
That face on Erin in the last panel...that is pure talent and awesomeness right there!

Seconded! :D
Very nice, it basically makes the whole comic work.

Scary? I would say pretty, but scary works too...

Other than that, I guess breaking out would be the "hard" part of this operation...

Xan Krieger:

CyanCat47:
The megaplex must be guarded by Tidus. Suicide by drinking hydrochloric acid would be f
preferable to hearing him speak

Not speak, laugh. The laughing scene is the worst cutscene I've ever seen in a game and makes me want to jam a pencil through my eardrums.

You do know it's supposed to be like that, right?

OT: I like how NotCloud doesn't even bother attending the strategy meeting. His book must be really good.

Hold the phone, I think not-Vincent has a pair of autorevolvers.

CyanCat47:
The megaplex must be guarded by Tidus. Suicide by drinking hydrochloric acid would be f
preferable to hearing him speak

Now, THAT would be cold. >.<

Daedalus: Fools! You've walked into your doom! *presses a button, causing the door behind him to open up*

Voice from beyond door: I NEED FOOD~ Don't tell me you haven't heard of me? STAR player of the Zanarkand Abes!?

Erin: O.O *head explodes*

Rad: What's an Abe? Does it taste good?

CyanCat47:
The megaplex must be guarded by Tidus. Suicide by drinking hydrochloric acid would be f
preferable to hearing him speak

Why not this instead? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JbP7aWLnQU

In fairness, the "laughing" scene was meant to be awkward. But when you already have bad VA and annoying characters and their "Relationship" that are plot-centered, it's hard to even see the humor in it let alone take it seriously. It is resulting in something so cringe-y that I have yet to meet a rational person not wish they had seen that.

As for the comic, what was with Rad's head in the second panel? The squares caught my attention; is this a reference I'm ignorant of?

Cute Erin is cute. Unlike that fugly beast currently occupying Critical Miss.

So, the elevator or the stairs?

Fox12:
So, the elevator or the stairs?

I always had a conundrum whenever I got to that part in my old FF7 replays. Do I
a) Burst in head on like a badass or
b) read all the hilarious stairs jokes.

Ah choices choices. XD

NPC009:

Just think of her as a cute little albino rabbit. Like this:

Better?

Hear me son... I SAW what a rabbit exactly like that can do to a dozen knights in full armor so...

enginieri:

NPC009:

Just think of her as a cute little albino rabbit. Like this:

Better?

Hear me son... I SAW what a rabbit exactly like that can do to a dozen knights in full armor so...

You mean like this?

Dude, bring a ninja or something. Ninjas are awesome.

 

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